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I've been sitting on this for a while but i think it's time to share it. The only people that Bob willingly leaves alone when they give him candy are the hatzgang. That's a bit weird right? Well, it actually makes a lot more sense that it seems. When the boys hold up the candy bags for Bob to take, we get a brief shot of Bob's eyes squinting and slightly glancing to his right, which is where Roy is standing. My theory is that Bob recognized Roy as Richard and Carmen son and thus left him and his friends alone, content to just take their candy.

Volume 4 of Spooky Month headcanons

Lucky's real name is Eugene. (It means born lucky)

Kevin's last name is Kane.

Mr. Wonder's first name is Ernest.

Roy has a great singing voice. Most people are surprised when they first hear it since it's almost completely different from his speaking voice.

Mr Clown is actually bald and wears a wig.

Ross gets carsick really easily.

Susie doesn't just stream her art but also takes commissions and sometimes gets carried away while working on them.

The lower half of Moloch's body is a snake tail that ends in a rattle that's covered in stone, like his hands.

Just had a cursed(tm) idea for the hatzgang episode

So several ideas I've had recently have combined to create a cursed prediction megazord.

Skid and Pump, maybe with Susie's help, do some ritual or something to summon skid's grandma, but the spell effect is super specifically worded like "all those with youth will see there departed kin" or some shit like that. And all that results in (he who belongs in a wood chipper) being summoned and going after Roy :(

Just to clarify, I don't think this will happen, I just thought of it decided that i can't suffer alone.

On a completely unrelated note, I haven't been getting much sleep lately, can you tell?

The idea his real name is actually Tom but he goes by Robert is SO fucking funny, this is the type of thing fandom was always meant to do when working together.

normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

My lovely boy :) He's so sweet.

A few months back I had a dream about a Spooky Month episode involving some sort of mutant newt/axolotl and the mad genetecits/vet who created it and asked someone to look after it but it got loose and starts multiplying.

Since then I've been thinking about what that episode's credits would look like and I think the mad scientist would be pressed against an aquarium glass while dipping in the mutant in the water as it goes after the other characters who are all different sea creatures.

Here are the ideas so far:

Patty-jellyfish (since they kind of look like a surgical cap)

Hatzgang-piranhas (I really like this one, after all they're little jerks that always stick together)

Rick-stone fish (look up a stone fish and tell it doesn't look like it's done with life)

Richard and Carmen-lobsters (because lobster is expensive)

Skid and Pump- little clown fish (since they're black,white and orange)

Mr. Wonder- octopus (this one's just sort of based on vibes)

John and/or Jack- sword fish (since sword fish have police-ish colors)

Frank-Snapping turtle (with a white shell to represent his van)

Lila-angel fish (because she's like a guardian angel)

Ignacio-hermit crab (because he's reclusive)

Candy Dealer-eel (since they're often depicted as slippery and shady)

Those are all the ones I've got for now, feel free to suggest more for the characters I haven't covered.

Edit 1:

Radford- cardinal/neon tetra (suggested by @crossover-enthusiast based on it's red and blue colors)

Kevin- prawn (they're known for cleaning)

Streber- vampire squid (can't believe I forgot this one)

Jaune- sting ray (because of her ponytail and color scheme)

I keep forgetting to talk about this but the time has finally come, does anyone else wind it weird that Susie is the sixth playable character in the SM board game? Like, let's look at the others and then I'll epxlain.

Skid and Pump are the main characters so of course they're there, and the same goes for Lila. Roy has one of the clearer defined character arcs in the series and represents the Hatzgang as a whole. John is the more serious of the cops who have their own background plot which is building the overarching narrative. Kevin is the series main "comic relief" and a fan favorite as well as seemingly being a very major character in the next episode.

With all these characters, I'd probably guess the last one is Frank if I didn't know it was Susie, which tells me that Susie will become a much more important character than she currently is, which I'm really excited for. Unfortunately, this also might imply Frank's episode was one of the two to get cut and his arc will either be greatly reduced, though I hope I'm wrong about that.

Spooky Month 6 predictions

So, as a non-patron, my access to sm6 teaser is very limited, but that's exactly what makes me so fascinated by what I can get of them.

After combing through the teaser, I've managed to construct an outline of the episode's plot.

I hope my fellow non patrons will enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed putting it together.

LET'S BEGIN:

The episode begins with a typical spooky month set up with a montage of Skid and Pump running around town.

Some scenes in this segment are: Lila and Jaune are getting drunk together, the Kevin clip we got the other day and a scene with Rick and the cops at Gonuts, this sequence will likely introduce a new character or 2.

Most importantly, they come across the Hatzgang and Robert asks them to take something to his sister at the hospital.

After this, the boys come across Frank, who drops them off in front of the hospital at the same time as Gregor arrives, having been called by Patty to handle the Moloch situation.

At this point, we cut to a corner of hell where a New Demon (hereafter referred to as ND) realizes how long Moloch's been gone and decides to find him.

Back in the human world, the spookies try to follow Gregor into the morgue and briefly succeed, meeting a new mortician character, only for Patty to boot them out.

Afterwards they run into two men, one dressed in a Happy Fella costume and the other being the teased business man character, looking for the room of a severely ill girl who made request with a Make-A-Wish type group to meet Happy Fella, the boys assume the girl in question is Robert's sister, but she isn't and Rob's sister meets Happy Fella at the expense of a far more sick child.

Somewhere around this point we get a side plot involving the thieves looking for something hidden in the church, but their search leads them to the house of an old cat lady, this acting as the episode's major subplot. The item in question likely being cult related.

Back to the boys, we see that Robert's sister has many Happy Fella dolls, one possibly being possessed by Dexter, Skid and Pump naturally start destroying them.

Afterwards, they return to the morgue where Dexter's body has been cremated, releasing Moloch and letting him possess Gregor or Patty, either way, whoever he doesn't possess gets possessed by ND, who arrives at the perfect time start a demon fight! (which ends up being 2 bodies ragdolling in midair and occasionally smacking against each other)

Pump suggests they call Lila, but Skid says she told him she'll be busy, this is then contrasted with a scene of Lila and Jaune in full pisshead mode, when Jaune's husband calls to check up on them.

Then we get the climax of the boys (possibly with the presence of an angelic being) performing a double exorcism.

Annnd, that's it!

Special shout out to @crossover-enthusiast for helping my iron out some of these ideas.

Hollow Sorrows Trailer Breakdown LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Obviously, if you don't want spoilers, scroll away. If you've already seen the trailer, LET'S GO!!!

So when we first see possessed Patty, she looks mostly normal, you can't even see her demon teeth through the mask yet. John and Jack probably only came in since they heard a scream and/or struggle coming from the morgue.

So we get a shot of the boys being too chaotic, something Gregor points out and what will likely cause the "bad character development" Pelo ahs mentioned.

Also, since it's 100% what Pelo would do, Costume Bob is the guy in the HF suit. Mark my words.

The scene with the hatz is really interesting to me, since Skid and Pump just annoys Roy for a moment and leave. I think this might be all we get of the hatzgang this time, similar to how Frank only had a brief Appearance in Tender Treats. If my theory that episode 7 will focus on Roy is true, this little scene will be very interesting to dissect when the full episode drops.

We actually get out first proper glimpse at a new character and I think this old man is the very last character in the line up teaser

And there's also a pretty good chance he Roy's grandfather and given the way he reacts to the boys antics here, I can definitely see him being a another reasons Roy's the way he is.

If he actually is Roy's grandpa, then @crossover-enthusiast and I's Roy discussions are going to get really fun pretty soon.

Here, Skid is clearly holding a framed photo, meaning this will almost certainly be the first time his father is brought up directly.

Also, yeah, with Pump's line about "hangover spooky month", it seems my theory about Lila in this episode was at least half right.

Yet more proof that the boys' absent parents will be more of a focus. The trailer as a whole gives me some ideas regarding the Wonder parents, but I feel they're best saved for another time.

The boys get into trouble with the cops and I have 2 theories regarding when, either Gregor tries to get them sent home before going to the hospital, but they talk their way out of it, or they actually do get sent home at the end of the episode.

John's expression here immediately makes we think that something Skid or Pump said reminded him of his daughter. Another plot thread that has yet to be directly acknowledged.

Ignacio watches Gregor lead the boys away, maybe he lives down the street from Skid and Lila to keep an eye on them for the cult?

Either way, I'm surprised his appearance won't take place in the hospital as I previously predicted.

"I will be your guide. And I know your parents would be proud of you."

There's something undeniably sinister about this line, but how sinister hinges on whether Gregor is a cultist or ex-cultist. Whatever the case may be, he definitely knows more about or sees more in the boys than he lets on.

A great title card, and thought the blood everywhere is definitely concerning, I don't think there's anything to really say here, just wanted to get a screenshot of it.

And it would appear the character I've referred to as the cat lady will have the unenviable role of a hapless victim to the episode's villain. But honestly, I'm more surprised by her being at the hospital in the first place and why that never occurred to me before.

The actual progression of Patty's possession confirms to she's possessed by something other than Moloch. And what seals it for me is, fittingly, the eyes. The white of her eyes becomes a more vivid yellow, yet her pupil snot only don't form Moloch's typical spirals, but they're a more vivid shade of baby blue, a color that has never had any significance in the series before. Moloch will mostly be trapped in Dexter before eventually possessing Gregor, I will die on this hill.

AND THE FUGGIN' RELEASE DATE!!!

Alright, that's all, only a month now. We're so back!

10 Days to Hollow Sorrows

I'll be dropping a random SM headcanon every day until the new episode comes out!

Today's headcanon: Out of the Hatzgang, Ross is the biggest anime fan, and he's doing his best to keep this knowledge away from Robert and especially Roy.

So surreal to see something I saw doodled in real time fully done like this (also, @woomy-wormy , please do these for Roy and Robert at some point)

the guy of all time

Officially joining the spooky month fandom!! I’ll probably still post TAWOG but I might not as much it rlly depends on where I decide to go with this

Anyways here’s a meme I made (she’s talking about the hatzgang since in one of Sr Pelo’s doodles it shows the hatzgang + Susie as the South Park gang so I assumed she knew them and was in some kind of a friend group)

Also I do ship the hatzgang but in NO way s3xual. So like in romantic and platonic ways sense their 13-15

I completely agree.

Hatzgang...

so true......everyone reblog.............

THE HATZGANG!!!! I realized that I forgot to put a line in Robert’s hoodie to be the zipper thing but I was too lazy

Anyways here’s some doodles sense right now I don’t really like how the other two turned out (the doodles are to make up for that)

The cat and the worm on a string are there because there was empty space I needed to fill up and I didn’t feel like drawing another one of them again

Ik I ask you guys to ignore stuff in my art a lot (at least I feel like I do maybe I’ve never done it on tumblr yet) but ignore the non-existent logic of Ross’s pockets

Silly hatzgang (/polyhatz) headcanons (the images are mostly just headcanons about how I think they’d look like irl and what their sexualities/genders would be)

(TW: for bruises and scars, I put Robert first because he doesn’t have any in this redesign)

Ok here’s all of them

THE EDITS ARE INSPIRED BY THIS PERSON PLEASE CHECK THEM OUT THEIR EDITS R SO COOL!! /nf

Idk why Roy looks so differently edited then all of the others, he just does

Didn’t edit the doll because this isn’t about him

(More headcanons time + explaining some stuff about the images)

I feel like Robert has an afro but that’s just how I interpreted the way his hair is

Robert has a lot of siblings, the rest of the hatzgang are only children

The reason why I put Robert as polysexual and Roy as just gay even though gay is also usually non-women loving non-women is because I genuinely feel like Robert would like the label polysexual better and I can’t explain it

This may or may not be projecting but Ross has trouble showing emotions physically and usually has a blank expression or a small-medium smile even if he feels rlly happy inside

Ross definitely listens to emo + scene kid songs no doubt (he also plays his songs on repeat a lot until he doesn’t like them)

The reason why Roy looks kinda beat up is because in my mind if he’s a bully (and y’know also acts the way he does) then I feel like he’d get into fights at least sometimes

I gave Ross cuts near his ears because I wanted to give him earrings but I felt like he was too young, now that I think about it I feel like both of his parents would be cool with him getting his ears pierced but I feel like he’d wait until he’s at least a little older

When it says that Roy is in denial about being gay I mean it more in a way where he wouldn’t put a label on his sexuality because he feels like he shouldn’t be gay if that makes sense. His parents would probably just live with his sexuality and move on while not specifically being supportive or homophobic at least towards him, however knowing that they don’t like his ‘friends’ and the fact that they expect a lot of him and assume he’s straight (sense he never really said he’s not) Roy has just assumed that his parents would be h0m0phobic

I couldn’t (and still can’t) decide if I headcanon Roy as trans or not so I just left it out

They’re all dating 🫶 (Roy isn’t open about it basically at all but the other two who don’t rlly know he’s avoiding telling people only rlly tell people if they ask)

Silly little spooky month cursed screenshot drawing thing I made (he’s talking about Roy btw)

Original image, picture of just Ross alone and some facial expression practice for him under the cut!!

Here’s the image of just Ross and the original screenshot

And here’s the face practice thingy

I found Ross’s mouth really unique and sense I don’t think we ever saw an :0 mouth from him or a kissy mouth I decided to draw how I think those faces look like, ik I could’ve also done this with Jaune, (I think I spelt her name right) but Ross is a silly little guy that I love with all my heart, probably because I project onto him a lot, or maybe it’s because I just have a type for favorite characters where their emo lol (I added commas so that this is easier to read)

Anyways sorry if I made a run-on sentence

Cursed roblox screenshots but it’s spooky month characters, I’ll redraw these if I have time and feel like doing it (TW: g*ns mentions of death and mentions of cult related things under the cut)

I wonder when we’ll meet Robert’s parents if we do ever meet them, I feel like they’ll be new characters because so far apart from Jaune we haven’t seen any spooky month characters that we’ve seen before be revealed as parents (not including Lila sense from the beginning we’ve known she’s Skid’s mother)

I hope his parents are or at least where nice to him, I don’t want to see him get hurt dmsksmsmsjsmssjsj (if anything bad happens to him or actually any member of the hatzgang I will cry I love them all sm /p)

Recently I’ve made two posts about a spooky month au I’ve been working on and I’ve been rlly hyped about it and I’m happy to announce that I finally have some designs for it!!

Information about the au can be found under the cut!!

The au takes place 3 years into the future, meaning that the gang is now 16-18. Basically the plot is that Roy runs away from home and decides to cut ties with his family (I looked it up and you can move out at least 16 in Mexico, at least I think) he decides to go stay at Ross’s house while he figures out what to do, Ross and his parents agree as long as he doesn’t break any rules (which are basically the same as Ross’s rules growing up, they aren’t very strict but they aren’t like go crazy either)

Encase you’re wondering about Robert, Ross does tell him what’s happening later on that night through text but during that whole thing he wasn’t there physically or anything

And the story pretty much progresses from there, the story will contain polyhatz in it however it may focus on Ross and Roy more just because their living together

The story will mainly focus on the hatzgang and it probably will discuss some trauma and issues characters have, however I want it to at least be cheerful some of the time

I don’t have a name for it yet so feel free to give me suggestions!!

I’m going insane and it’s around 1:30 AM but hear me out

Skid and Pump r there because not much was happening