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Dear Captain Phasma,
Please punt me across a football field.
Sincerely,
Every lesbian ever
As a hot chocolate lover, I would love nothing more than to enjoy a cup with Larissa Weems at the weathervane on a nice afternoon
Hot chocolate, anyone?
You are all amazing and I love you.
(Literally had a gay breakdown over these women a couple days ago)
YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT GWEN DOESN'T HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT HER IMPACT ON THE QUEER COMMUNITY. SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE IS DOING TO US
Gwen is such a kind person and I love her sm. She's so genuine and fun
I love you Gwen ❤️ 🤧
Trying to draw gwen in a harlequin-esque inspired 'fit and I AM STRUGGLING WITH THE GODDAMN HANDS. Also proportions are stupid and annoying asf
Y/N: *on the phone with her parents* Hey mom. Yeah, I'm hanging out with Larissa.
Larissa: *listening from the other room drinking hot chocolate*
Y/N: yeah, the principal of Nevermore. The woman I said I was gonna marry
Larissa: *chokes on her hot chocolate*
Y/N: *pokes her head into the kitchen* you okay, babe?
Larissa, coughing and sputtering: *wheezes* yeah
Captain Phasma, talking to her division: Your main objective on this mission is to infiltrate the rebel base on Corellia. We must penetrate the defenses and take them out from the inside
Y/n (Seargent L/N), standing not too far away from Phasma: *whispering to themselves* Phasma can penetrate me and take out my insides
Phasma, turning to Y/n: Would you like to add something, Seargent?
Y/n: *turns bright red* No, captain
Y/N: *running over to Larissa* Rissa! Rissa!
Larissa: What is it?
Y/N: *pulling up their pant leg* ducky socks!
Larissa: ...you interrupted me filling out paperwork for socks?
Y/N: No, they're *ducky* socks. Get it right.
Y_n: *overhears someone talking shit about Larissa* AYO WHAT THE FUCK!? SQUARE THE FUCK UP I'LL DECK YOU! FIGHT ME YOU COWARD, YOU FUCKING-
Larissa: *grabs y_n by the shirt collar and lifts them up like a cat* No, we do not fight students when we get mad
Y_n: *hissing like a cat and thrashing in Larissa's grip*
Enid: *walks by with Wednesday* Haha, air jail *points at Y_n*
Y_n: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Y_n: Ask me to kill for you.
Larissa: ...
Larissa: First of all, calm down-
Y/N: I want someone to take me out
Robin: Like, out on a date, or with a sniper rifle?
Y/N: Surprise me
Miranda: Y/N, no-
I was using Character.Ai to talk to Brienne of Tarth and-
LMFAO BRISBANE T-T XD
Larissa: Why not?
Y/N: Cuz I don't wanna. *They cross their arms and pout.*
Larissa : What is your biggest weakness?
Y/N: I can be uncooperative.
Larissa : Okay, can you give me an example?
Y/N: No.
a wholesome(?) start to the strip game...
i'm high balling these numbers but I know there are MORE than enough weems lovers out here. let's go, people!
What did she say?!!
*A demon materializes next to Larissa*
Larissa: Oh my god!
Demon: Hey, you're out of toilet paper.
Larissa: Y/N… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Y/N: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Larissa: …
Larissa: I wrote sanitize.
I want more Phasma content in the movies and good ones please!!!! Look at these cuties I actually want this two badass women to meet 💖
This is ship art but consider it not if want to.
Who doesn’t want Gwendoline Christie walking on them with high heels and say, “so good” (she can run me over with a car, i would be thankful) like i would thank her if she does that, and who is normal when they saw her on screen ?
Actually, I think I have a problem, since when I think I’m normal when i want someone to step on me, someone can explain me what my problem is.
Who doesn’t panic when they saw her arghhhhhhh.
Thanks to the person who post that, thanks to you I can do online therapy, i understand my problems what my parent failed in my education, I’m pretty sure that seeing the movie carol too early is the cause of that mess i am now.
Thankfully we are on Tumblr (not Twitter) and no one like her gonna see that like Aubrey Plaza say we are all sick little babies.
Did you watch Wednesday consumed with the desire for Gwendoline Christie to step on you or are you normal?
I think i’m gonna write a fanfic about Larissa Weems because she’s so hot and why not.(Like godamn did you saw Gwendoline Christie waka waka hehehehehe she’s so tall and pretty and hot as helllll with all my respect)
Did i have mention that i’ve got issues.
To sum up: You have known Larissa Weems since she was 16 years old and here you are again 20 years later in her office discussing the possibility of becoming a professor at Nevermore. revelations and possibly smuty things and cute kisses
News about Larissa Weems x reader, i finish the 1st part.
aproximatly the length of the first par is 400 words i know that’s not a lot but you will have a lot of part like more than 20 one per day if i can, I’m reall sorry but i can’t write more than that.
Larissa Weems x fem!reader
When you first met Larissa Weems, it was during your first year in Nevermore. She was already her fourth year in Nevermore and was your guide to visit the school.
And here you are 20 years later face-to-face in his office for a teaching job at Nevermore, and you’re blushing and panicking trying to line up a sentence in front of your childhood crush.
But alas impossible for you you become a blushing and stuttering mess and inspiring, vowels almost every word to make her after all this time you didn’t think that it would upset you so much, But here’s Larissa Weems in all her glory making you stutter and have a nice gay panic.
Now she starts staring in your eyes if you don’t die under her gaze you were sure to survive everything, then she starts coughing.
-Mrs.l/n can we get back to our conversation.
-Mmhh, so yes… I.. I like to tell you I wanted to talk to you about this work. As a professor of macabre psychology at Nevermore.
-Yes, I see I read your e-mail, you would like to become a professor of macabre psychology, if that’s what you mean, I think I can follow up on your application.
Uhmm you started playing with your fingers looking at the ground
She’s coughing again.
-Follow me, you follow her as the little kink you are.
You find yourself facing the chimney she made you sign to sit on the black velvet armchair while she stood right behind you.
She leaned towards your ear and whispered
"My dear, we haven’t seen this for a long time.
As you felt his breath in your neck, you began to have the goose flesh, and you began to blush as hard as a tomato.
As soon as she noticed your blush she let out a little laugh.
"My dear, you always blush so much when I am around you, don’t you?"
She accentuated the pronunciation of the don't you
You couldn’t help but swallow the ball down your throat.
Let’s go back 20 years since you joined the academy 2 months ago and you already had a big crush on Larissa, who wouldn’t, she was perfect, she had everything to please big, smart, beautiful and good gods her accent was to die for.
Every time she called you a total panic, you couldn’t help but get lost in her eyes.
Y/n Hello Earth, Morticia interrupted you in full reflection on any defect that Larissa might have
"Hmm yes. you were saying something
-You can stop drooling for two seconds and talk to him.
-Hi honey, Larissa interrupted you.
"I’ll leave the two lovebirds" she said, leaving the table and heading for Gomez.
END of the part 1
I’m really sorry it’s not that long, but don’t forget that there will be another part.