Genrex - Tumblr Posts

(402): I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me

(912): Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness

(304): If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single

(717): This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores

(814): I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying (814): Send help

(269): It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I’ll die alone. 10/10 doing again.

(780): Hey what you doing tonight? (1-780): Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :) (780): See you in about a hour

(217): Do it break your family into faction start a civil war

(614): Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.

(254): I think people are normalizing furries

(720): What happened last night? I’m too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.

(303): First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn’t look to be breathing when I left

(304): Why is there a whip in the kitchen?

(901): All the doctor said was why

(248): Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks

(773): Not sure who they are or where we’re going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I’m staying.

(352): you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived

(804): My bed smells like the plague

(212): you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize (212): its the right thing to do

(563): how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker