Einar - Tumblr Posts
Behold
Raafa Alana and Maara grandparents
I love them in one way and another XD
Policajt - "Prešiel ste na červenú." Einar - "Ty tiež, pokrytec." Policajt - "Ja som sa vás snažil dohnať." Einar - "No a? Nemôžem za to, že si sprostý a opakuješ, keď niekto nevie šoférovať."
Palia npc
Toxic traits
(My headcannon of what each toxic trait the npcs have [satire])
Ashura
Dead wife
Reth
Soup addiction
Tish
Will ignore everything if tables are involved.
Jel
Gay twink
Hassian
Would argue over the 'man or bear' hypothetical (not realizing what it means)
Sifuu
Not a romance option (pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplea-)
Chayne
Religion
Eshe
She's in love with the duchess but is too closeted and bitter to admit it. Also leave your daughter alone
Kenli
You could lead him into a trap with a trail of his favorite food.
Hoddari
Helicopter dad
Auuni
Would place a spider in your bed because he thinks it's cool
Najuuma
Klee main on genshin impact
Tamala
Evil queen from snow white kinnie
Kenyatta
Mommy issues
Jina
Would sell your ass out to the government for good grades
Zeki
Would sell you. Period.
Subria
Cop
Hekla
Helicopter mom
Einar
I can't think of anything, +100 aura
Delilah
Overworked workaholic. Give this woman a vacation
Badruu
Stage fright. Sing for the town, bard boy.
Nai'o
Exists.
Lmk if I missed anyone
This is all for fun
Palia npc
Toxic traits
(My headcannon of what each toxic trait the npcs have [satire])
Ashura
Dead wife
Reth
Soup addiction
Tish
Will ignore everything if tables are involved.
Jel
Gay twink
Hassian
Would argue over the 'man or bear' hypothetical (not realizing what it means)
Sifuu
Not a romance option (pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplea-)
Chayne
Religion
Eshe
She's in love with the duchess but is too closeted and bitter to admit it. Also leave your daughter alone
Kenli
You could lead him into a trap with a trail of his favorite food.
Hoddari
Helicopter dad
Auuni
Would place a spider in your bed because he thinks it's cool
Najuuma
Klee main on genshin impact
Tamala
Evil queen from snow white kinnie
Kenyatta
Mommy issues
Jina
Would sell your ass out to the government for good grades
Zeki
Would sell you. Period.
Subria
Cop
Hekla
Helicopter mom
Einar
I can't think of anything, +100 aura
Delilah
Overworked workaholic. Give this woman a vacation
Badruu
Stage fright. Sing for the town, bard boy.
Nai'o
Exists.
Lmk if I missed anyone
This is all for fun
actually i am obsessed with the theme of farming in this arc of vinland saga. the concept of individuals who knew nothing but fields of death being reborn in fields that are literally made of and cultivate life...................the imagery of hands scarred and callused from years of wielding weapons now experiencing new blisters and wounds from working the land.............how men who once fought for hours on end are relearning exhaustion and persistence but in a wildly different context...................what it means to apply your strength and your will for the sake of creating rather than destroying. what it means to treasure life, to preserve and protect it. "carve it." not stab, not strike. "carve it." dig deep into the dirt and move the very earth with your own hands. "carve what you feel into me." "carve that encounter into me." be reborn!! become alive!! it's so beautiful!!
Day one of the August wheel! Today is Einar from Palia! <3
