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Your drunk dad after his mistook you for a snack and ate you up
Drunk dad has come to give you cuddles
Cant wait to get all fucked up tonight and find someone who'd encourage me to keep drinking nd smoking until I'm so drunk and high that I wouldn't even find my way back home. Fucking somewhere in some street nd stumbling around until I passed out.
Hot take:
Stop making drunks get sober. Accommodate it just like any disability.
You wake up suddenly. Eyes blurry you squint at your phone. “Three AM, God, I’m dry”
* opens bottle brought to bed *
* drinks deeply *
Gasp
Higurp
That’s better!
Maybe one more good plug
Or two
Hic
“Maybe justdd one m…more”
Glug
Glug
…Glug…
*alarm goes off *
Gl…ug….oh *hic* shidt!
I godda get rehdy.
*staggers while finishing the bottle*
Trips to the restroom, hiccuping dangerously.
I think it’s time I become an alcoholic with just a job. No more career. Too stressful. Have a job, be able to do it kinda drunk. And drink away the night.
Make me a drunk alcoholic weed addled 750 lb cum dump
Drunk in a Monday. I need to be drunk more.
Just herring high and drunk in my partly restored 1991 GMC Suburban.
Standing chug.
Sitting here drinking, getting tipsy and I’m getting hard. I’m getting hard purely on my own drunkenness.
I’m still too skinny. I’m still too sober.
High and 11 beers in rambling about dollar general. lol
Putting my music conducting masters to work, cueing my burps.
Being high drunk and silly.