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i grew up on diary of a wimpy kid, and I want you to know that my head cannon is that once Rodrick became an adult, he moved far far away from literally everyone in his shitty abusive family.
thats it. go Rodrick. Fuck everyone else in the Heffley family
This quote is so fantastic that it makes me hurt with yearning, and it pisses me off that it’s from a diary of a wimpy kid fan book
Rodrick Rulez 🥴.
p.s.
the sound quality sucks :(
‼️RODRICK HEFFLEY HAS A MOMMY KINK‼️
MY RODRICK HEFFLEY OBSESSION IS OUTTA CONTROL. 🤒
this is who i’ve wanted to be since i was like 5 years old
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING POSTS OF RODRICK
LIKE BRO HE IS SO HOT THE FUCK
THIS MADE ME SO PISSED OFF
I'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR A WHOLE WEEK
LIKE LOOK AT HIM
HE IS SO AUSNDJEOPWLHPSW
(also sorry for the profile changes my eras change A LOT)
Baking | Rodrick.H
“RODRICK STOP” you yelled running away from him, “NO WHAT WAS THAT SHIT YOU SAID EARLIER” he screamed at you as he continued to chase her.
earlier the two couples were in the kitchen baking whatever they were baking and joking around until Rodrick had said something.
“What if I cheated on you” he huffed out a laugh while adding the brown sugar, she glanced at him through her eyelashes he looked at her “…what?”
She scoffed and stared to mix the ingredients together “Yeah, what if I cheated on you with your homeboy Merkle?” She smirked at her remark.
She felt his eye darting at her head as she continued to smile from laughing but he left to grabbed something from the one of the drawers, she turned her head and saw him pulling out a big knife.
She made a face while her eyes widen and putted down the bowl of half-mixed ingredients.
“Rodrick” she called out as he head snapped at her “what?” “Why’d you got a knife-“ “You said you were gonna do what?” He asked as he walked towards her.
She took a few steps back “W-what? Dude seriously move” she said eyeing the knife and him.
They stared at each other for a while before he made a move and she’s running around the house to get away from him which leads us to now.
“DUDE YOU STARTED IT” you ran back into the kitten on the other side of the table as he was across from you.
“Yeah, but I didn’t say one of your friends I just said ‘what if’ you said one of my friends,” he said making a face and scoffing.
“Okay, I know and I’m sorry, Rodrick, just…put the knife down…please” I begged him which I rarely even do.
He let out a laugh and dropped the knife on the table making it clank “Oh baby…you really thought I was gonna hurt you” his words sounded sarcastic but he wasn’t.
I nodded my head as I was still breathing a little hard “Oh I could never hurt the little baby” he pouted out sarcastically.
I could feel the corner of my mouth twitch up and stop preventing myself from smiling, I quickly grabbed the knife and put it back where it came from.
I turned around and jumped seeing him behind me with a grin “I’m sorry baby, I-i really am…I don’t know what came over me”
He said and wrapped his hands around my waist hugging me as I wrapped my arms around his neck, having him nuzzled into my neck.
“I would say it’s okay but I’d be lying” he chuckled “I don’t blame you…it’s just I really don’t know what came over me” his grip tightened a little.
“You're crazy that’s what” I smiled he pulled back and stared into my eyes “Maybe I am…for you” he smirked and kissed me.
After that, we went back to baking, laughing, and goofing off like we usually do.
A/N: this is my first time writing, don't judge😭🙏🏽
Sorry for ANY miss spelling!
*sob*
Og^^
i feel like the most unrealistic thing about diary of a wimpy kid is how nobody had a fat crush on rodrick.
d o n t a s k a b o u t t h i s
Should I stop choking/abusing mah plushies?
Should I or
Eurylochus' attempt to confess but make it a love confession (here's part 2)
The comic version is better imo
◍݂𝅄ׁ The "Big Brother who's a bit of an asshole but cool and realistic character " club 🎸🚬🔦･─⭑
They're cute, okay?
See before the fnaf cast was actually released I always thought Devon/rodrick would’ve been perfect for the role of Michael
The Afton/Heffley kids solidarity, idk where i was going with this
before the fnaf cast was actually released I always thought Devon/rodrick would’ve been perfect for the role of Michael