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VERY PROFESSIONAL
@ashest14205
MMMMMMM, doing a PowerPoint to do with QSMP for class and I got to Dia de los Muetros, My friend says it needs to be professional lol(It is not)
THIS IS CINEMA
I love the test tube Jaiden theory even if it will never be cannon
I can’t get over how funny but also how interesting Cucurucho’s intense hatred towards Tubbo is. Like you’d think Cucurucho would also hate Cellbit like that given how many times they’ve clashed, but they still regard Cellbit with more amusement than genuine annoyance. They chased Cellbit with a chainsaw during his first week on the island, but you could tell Cucurucho had fun tormenting him and was doing a lot of it for kicks. And yknow what? Cellbit gave them exactly the reaction they wanted. He was terrified.
But Tubbo? Cucurucho pulls a gun on Tubbo and he just goes “oh chill the fuck out and put the gun down.” They yell at Tubbo for his drill and he starts planning to build an even bigger one. And I think that’s what grinds Cucurucho’s gears so much. No matter what they do, Tubbo won’t give them the reaction they want. They can’t crack him. I think they know that if they threw Tubbo into a dark underground maze and chased him with a chainsaw a la Horror Movie Protagonist Cellbit he might get freaked out for a second, but then he’d just be like “what are you a fucking theatre kid?”
All this is to say I think Tubbo pisses Cucurucho off in a way few other islanders have been able to do, and because of that, they’re not going to stop until they find out exactly what will make Tubbo break
The guy in question:
(I ripped him from a wip)
Be careful Mr Rabbit! Magicians may have been able to make things disappear, however hunters know how to stalk…
Even now you should be watching your back.
It must be very sad and painful for q!Cellbit to see his own friends praising cucurucho, knowing full well that he tortured cellbit to death, kidnapped him and his best friends, threatened richas and manipulated him, If that wasn't bad enough everyone laughs when he talks about any of his traumas. For some reason everyone is surprised by how cruel he is to cucurucho lol.
Pac: Richarlyson, Chayanne(cucurucho) has been having a lot o work (with the BRs) these days, right?
*Richarlyson nods*
KKKKKKKKKKKKKK Its basically cannon at this point Chayanne has a Part time job as cucurucho, Poor ADM can't have a moment of rest
I might be girlbossing too close to the sun
this is so horrifying iloveit
Osito Bimbo..? Right?
this was also in my drafts for a while. how do i tell my sister that cellbit is handsome. eh.. not my a priority, i'll think of a way another time.
SOme time Later: I'm trying to explain to my sister about Cucurucho being scary. (Completely unrelated to the previous thought. I just wanted to talk about the scary bear.) i show her a clip to prove it. The clip is of Osito Bimbo kidnapping and chasing Cellbit with a chainsaw.
(This reveals how long i had this in my drafts.)
And she just comments that Cellbit is very handsome. ...
welll that job's been done already.
anyone got screenshots of the mission cucurucho gave foolish?
Very important question
I'M SORRY, WHAT?!?!?! I hope you know what this song (Rolling Girl) is about. I hope everybody knows what this song is about! (I'm being dramatic for comedic sakes. The art is lovely and cool. the song is also a banger. But the song is ... not to be taken lightly, like any Vocaloid songs. )
Rolling bird or something like that
Why are the qsmp fandom and the server players refer to the Black Cucurucho as "Evil cucurucho" ?
that implies the White cucurucho is not evil.
Btw, for no reason in particular, what was the exact side effects of the cucurucho happiness pills? I don’t really know Portuguese so I don’t know if Forever explained it.
I’m just curious and totally not cooking something rn