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what the legends do for your birthday
Ft Rampart, Bangalore, Gibby, Octane, Crypto, Catalyst, Mirage and Wattson
Rampart
She wakes you up bright and early-way too early for your taste, but I digress. She buys you a cake she thinks you might like, fixes an old sentimental object of yours (aww), gives you a personalized henna tattoo, and does whatever it is you want to do for the day. If you want to rip and run all over the place and do something lively like go to a amusement park, she’s down to clown, but if you just wanna stay inside and relax, she’s okay with that too. And yes, birthday licks are included in the package.
Gibby
I like to think he’d take you out to lunch at one of those restaurants where you can eat at a bar outside on a sunny day. They also serve the drinks in the cool cups shaped like pineapples and cacti. While you guys are just eating and chatting, he’ll be silly and use his French fries as a mustache and you’ll attempt to try and take the fry before he lets it fall in his mouth. Definetly makes a happy birthday appreciation post online.
Octane
He asks a few people to plan what to do for your birthday. He asks you too, but he blurs the line between blatantly saying it and be in subtle, so you think it’s for your birthday but you aren’t entirely sure and just don’t really ask about it. Eventually, when he figures that you just want to chill and relax, he’ll comply, getting you a gift bag of your favorite collection of snacks and orders you some takeout. You watch some of his stunts together and you puse the videos on certain funny looking frames just for funsies. He lets it slide just for the day though.
Bangalore
She takes you to go out to eat at a nice restaurant-nothing too fancy but nothing too casual either. She also suprised you with some gifts! Got a fragrance you like? Or a particular store you frequent? She’ll go out of her way to get you little things from those places or gift cards if she can’t figure out what to get since shopping isn’t really her thing. Or if she does know what to get, she usually gets things to at arent really her style.
Crypto
He makes a little happy birthday mini game for you! Hack projects the game, and you use Tae-joon’s controller Rubik’s cube thingy as a remote. It’s just a simple platform game to him, but you’ve never had anybody make you a whole video game, like ever. He likes to act like it was a easy job and it was for the most part but there was this one pesky little bug it took him forever to patch 😅
Mirage
Should he cook? Should he blow all his money on you? He’s overthinking it even though he knows you’re super appreciative. It’s very much the thought that counts, which is why he wants this birthday to be perfect. He throws a bar party with decorations of your favorite color-that same party evolving into drunken fights and eventually being shut down. To his surprise, you had fun! Sure you could do without the broken glass and unidentified liquids, but fun is fun, and you’re glad Elliot planned a party with you in mind.
Catalyst
She bakes a cake just for you! She enlists her sisters to help. The cake’s icing and decorations are of your birthstone and minerals that remind her of your personality, and the flavor is your favorite kind. It’s so pretty that you don’t even want to eat it all. After the happy birthday singing ritual, she reads you a good fortune and you and her sisters spend the rest of the day reminiscing together.
Wattson
She surprises you with a custom Nessie at a picnic! To be honest, it took her forever to keep the suprised a secret but now she can finally show you! She spent a lot of time making sandwiches and even baked a pie! (The pie could be better but let’s be fair it was only her second time making one) it was a nice warm and sunny day so it made enjoying lunch and desert on your special day even better.
🫣 sorry, I have to do this anonymously, but! The thing about them laying off Apex/EA employees for AI is 1000% false! I work there, I know who was fired, and I know why. There were reasons that I can’t state, but it definitely wasn’t due to AI, promise!!
This is very interesting! If you find any articles/sources that are more accurate as to why, feel free to send a link through another anon ask.