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I Played Dbd With My Brother And My Bestie For The First Time. We Had A Good Time. I HAD TO DRAW OUR

I played dbd with my brother and my bestie for the first time. We had a good time. I HAD TO DRAW OUR DREAM TEAM.

I Played Dbd With My Brother And My Bestie For The First Time. We Had A Good Time. I HAD TO DRAW OUR

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1 year ago

The DBD quote book but in character (pt 1)

Pov: you’re a ghostface simp in a lot of these

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Claire: [loading up dbd] guess what time it is! Oh never mind it’s a crash report.

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Wesker: shit the main menu broke my coat again

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Nea: if it’s a Michael I swear to god- [tier 2] OH MY GOD IT’S A MICHAEL

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Feng with the gametag, fuck me ghostface: DADDY! [gets stabbed by ghostface]

The DBD Quote Book But In Character (pt 1)

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Feng: I hear a Michael.

Steven: I’m surprised he left me the hell alone

Feng: [gets grabbed] OH MY GOD IT’S TOMBSTONE!!!

Steven: what?

Feng: IT’S TOMBSTONE!!!

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Leon: I’m simply just a pretty himbo

Jake: I think you’re just an idiot

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Claudette: [falls sideways in the gate] I fucked up

Steven and feng: [already gone] wha-

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Claire: ok we can finally ready up- ANOTHER CRASH REPORT

Nea: [joking] I’m sorry, it’s my fault, I’m the entity lol

Computer: [bluescreens]

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Nea: I’m sick these crab claws trying to fuck me in the ass

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Jill: wassup sexy~

Leon: sorry I’m dating wesker

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Claire: [on hook] I don’t think he liked it when I stopped him from tunneling nea

Knight: [face camping claire]

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Later in the match

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Nea: OH THATS NOED [leaves rando Steven to die]

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Feng after getting a selfie with ghosty: go find my body there’s a medkit

Ghostface around the corner: hello there

The DBD Quote Book But In Character (pt 1)

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Nea:GHOSTYDONTKILLMEGHOSTYDONTKILLMEGHOSTYDONTKILLME- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-

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Nea: ya see he has the whole pinhead TLC

feng: TLC? [visible confusion]

Nea: I said DLC

Feng: [pulls out voice memos]

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Nea: you bullied a baby onryo

Claire: sheva bullied her more! She got more points

Nea: she had no perks!

Claire: . . . Oh hey I got my challenge!

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Ghostface: oh I can do this- THATS A LOBBY FULL OF MEGS! Let me out let me out let me out!!!

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Yui: stop making them dc!!!

Claire: I didn’t mean too!!

Pinhead, crying in the distance: no more pallets!

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Kate: so why don’t you [-] anymore?

Claire: well you see [goes on to explain]

Kate: … huh? I’m sorry I spaced out

Jake: they really opened up to you just then and you spaced out!

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Leon: hey! hey Claire! Wanna see a magic trick?! [flashbangs claire]

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Claire, sick: I sound like bill!!

Bill: [loud coughing in the background]

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Dyslexic Feng, typing in chat: “where where “ you- oh wait. “Were were you” shit. “Were where-“ DAMMIT!

Nea, taking the computer: “where were you?”

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Feng: Danny resonates Florida energy

Leon: care to explain?

Feng: no.

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Feng, nea, vittorio, élodie: [doesn’t even finish loading in]

The knight, seeing it’s crows eye: nope. [DC’s]

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Jill: so anyways before we load in-

Feng [hears a child outside]- EW!

Jill- your windows open

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Haddie: have you ever read the perk stuff for solidarity? It says-

The entity- SILENCE

Nea- so uh- as you where saying?

The entity- [loads haddie and nea into a match]

Haddie: god dammit!!!

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Nea- wesker is AFK!!!

[feng and nea proceed to crouch in front of him]

[the exit gates are powered and neither of them plan to leave]

Feng- I’m gonna die doing what i do best. Grabbing dick and sucking ass [circles wesker crouched]


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1 year ago

A toxic swf loads into a match with my roommate and they bully them, but it was specifically the t bagging, pallet camping, flashlight clicking Claudette leading the swf. My roommate is a baby ghost face. So the next match they load in, is with ME. I main ghost face (being a 46 feng/6 claire main survivor). I got the 4K and downed the leading Claudette so early into the match she killed herself on hook :) don’t bully killers because you never know who the next person is going to be.


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1 year ago

The DBD quote book but in character (pt 2)

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[Feng, Nea, Kate spectating meg]

Feng: you think she’s ok?

Nea: what? No- she’s on the ground bleeding out!

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Felix: [slowly approaching]

Feng: oh my god I thought you were Michael!!!

Michael: [offended breathing from the other side of the wall]

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[Hooked On You Dwight and Claudette duo loads in]

[they are playing Animal Crossing on their switches]

[neither of them realize they have loaded in]

Ghostface:….. sooooooo are you gonna run ooooor???

Claudette: OH HI GHOSTY- [dies]

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Feng: [cleanses crowd control and tried to vault] why can’t I vault?! Did I not get rid of crowd control?!

Wraith: [standing in front of the vault invisible laughing]

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Micheal: *raises knife*

Claudette: I stunned him!

Steve: TOMBSTONE CHECK! [dies]

[to be continued]


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1 year ago

Y/n: Danny just resonates Florida energy

Nea: care to explain??

Y/n: no-

Rebeca: what energy does wesker resonate?

Wesker: please don’t say something stupid like Ohio

Y/n: colorado.

Dwight: what? Why?

Claudette: I thought you would have said California or something like that

Y/n: nah nah, weeds legal there that’s why his eyes are always red


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1 year ago

[Hooked On You Dwight and Claudette duo loads in]

[they are playing Animal Crossing on their switches]

[neither of them realize they have loaded in]

Ghostface:…… soooooo are you gonna run oooor???

Claudette: OH HI GHOSTY-[dies]


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1 year ago

Y/n: wait hold on how do I spell square..

Claudette: S Q

y/n: oh! Wait… S Q U A R!

Claudette: there’s a E at the end! You’re a writer!

Y/n: IM DYSLEXIC!

Claudette: either way I’m right and you’re still dyslexic

Y/n:… MICHAEL! She’s being mean again!

Michael proceeded to tombstone Claudette

@randomfandomdreaming my roommate is mean lol


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