Captain John Paul Jones - Tumblr Posts
ah fuck man can I have some of that uhmmm
*checks notes*
fried manumission abolitionist
fried bastard orphan
fried obnoxious and disliked congressman
fried baronussy wussy
fried crossdressing sailor
fried trans French diplomat
fried Philadelphia lawyer and certified twink
fried terrible queen
fried slave owning redhead
fried mini french aristocrat
fried VERY mini former president
fried tired commander-in-chief
fried fairly normal president
Aw cool, thanks dawg.
hey man i took your blorbo and scrambled him in a bowl. yeah he's on the pan now. yeag i added some seasoning. yeah im eating him now
Washington: you see, these are my oldest children, THE MAJOR GENERALS!!! I love em.
Major generals: hiii!!!
Washington: these are the middle children, the AIDES-DE-CAMP!!! YAY!!! They slay, I guess.
Aides: HENLOOOO
Washington: and those…uh…
*Chanting in the distance*
Washington: *sigh* that's the navy.
JPJ: TELL ME WHYYYYY
Navy himbos: AINTTTT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHEEEE
JPJ: SWEEEET CAROLINE
Navy Himbos: BA BA BA
Washington: *whispers* Look, I only know them during work hours and major battles.