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Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (2)
Chuuya: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Dazai: *sighs*
Dazai: I killed a man.
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Dazai: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Chuuya:
Chuuya: Why are you eating dirt?
Dazai: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
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Chuuya: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Dazai: It's Dazai.
Chuuya: What did he do this time?
Dazai: No, it's me, Chuuya. It's actually me.
Chuuya: What did you do this time?
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Dazai: Pros and cons of dating me.
Dazai: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Dazai: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Chuuya: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Chuuya: And atoms never touch each other.
Chuuya: So in my defense, boss. I did not punch Dazai.
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Chuuya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Dazai: Killed without hesitation.
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Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.
Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Dazai, lovingly: I know.
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Dazai: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Chuuya: What?
Dazai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Chuuya: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes
they’re so underrated but i love them
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Tanizaki: Is something burning?
Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.
Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*
Tachihara: ...
Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Tanizaki: What did you do?!
Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!
Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Tachihara: What the fuck.
Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?
Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-
Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 2
Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 3
Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 1
Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 2
Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 3
Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 4 (The Guild!)
Bungou Stray Dogs as popular shitposts, pt. 1 (I made some of these at different times, so sorry for the varying quality)
Bungou Stray Dogs as popular shitposts, pt. 2
Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 5
Bungou Stray Dogs as popular shitposts, pt. 3
Bungou Stray Dogs as popular shitposts, pt. 4
Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (3)
Chuuya: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Dazai: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Chuuya:
Dazai: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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Dazai: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.
Chuuya: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.
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Chuuya: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Dazai: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Chuuya: Dazai! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Dazai: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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Chuuya: I typed "traitor" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Dazai:
Chuuya: Vroom vroom, come out already.
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Chuuya: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Dazai: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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Chuuya: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Dazai: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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Dazai: I've connected the two dots.
Chuuya: You didn't connect shit.
Dazai: I've connected them.
otakon bsd photoshoot pt. 3!
bonus: we’re drowning :3
gogol from bsd would wear all of that
maybe at the same time
yeah I remember when like 1,5 year ago released trailer and everyone in twitter just cut this scene frame by frame and make icon with it😭😭 good old days
THE SHOW END HERE. PLEASE COME AGAIN.
F in the chat for his poor leg-
Campaign:
Let Atsushi's Leg Chill 2020
I know it's been 20+ chapters since Gogol happened but..
It's an innocent leg ;-;
I actually appreciate both of them equally but for VERY different reasons.
Pov:you hate someone but try not to show it
Dazai "everyone's project" Osamu
(Plz don't @ me with any suggestions or "corrections", thank you.)
Edit: holy shit this blew up way more than I ever imagined lol. Thank you to all who reblog, your tags are everything ❤️