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2 years ago

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (2)

Chuuya: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Dazai: *sighs*

Dazai: I killed a man.

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Dazai: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Why are you eating dirt?

Dazai: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Chuuya: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Dazai: It's Dazai.

Chuuya: What did he do this time?

Dazai: No, it's me, Chuuya. It's actually me.

Chuuya: What did you do this time?

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Dazai: Pros and cons of dating me.

Dazai: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Dazai: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Chuuya: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Chuuya: And atoms never touch each other.

Chuuya: So in my defense, boss. I did not punch Dazai.

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Chuuya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Dazai: Killed without hesitation.

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Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.

Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Dazai, lovingly: I know.

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Dazai: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Chuuya: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?


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2 years ago

Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes

they’re so underrated but i love them

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Tanizaki: Is something burning?

Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.

Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*

Tachihara: ...

Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Tanizaki: What did you do?!

Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!

Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Tachihara: What the fuck.

Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.

Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?

Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-


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2 years ago

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes (3)

Chuuya: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Dazai: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Chuuya:

Dazai: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Dazai: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Chuuya: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

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Chuuya: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Dazai: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Chuuya: Dazai! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Dazai: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Chuuya: I typed "traitor" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Dazai:

Chuuya: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Chuuya: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Dazai: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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Chuuya: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Dazai: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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Dazai: I've connected the two dots.

Chuuya: You didn't connect shit.

Dazai: I've connected them.


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10 months ago

gogol from bsd would wear all of that

Gogol From Bsd Would Wear All Of That

maybe at the same time

yeah I remember when like 1,5 year ago released trailer and everyone in twitter just cut this scene frame by frame and make icon with it😭😭 good old days

Gogol From Bsd Would Wear All Of That

THE SHOW END HERE. PLEASE COME AGAIN.

Gogol From Bsd Would Wear All Of That

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4 years ago
F In The Chat For His Poor Leg-

F in the chat for his poor leg-

Campaign:

Let Atsushi's Leg Chill 2020

Campaign:
Campaign:

I know it's been 20+ chapters since Gogol happened but..

It's an innocent leg ;-;


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7 months ago
Dazai "everyone's Project" Osamu

Dazai "everyone's project" Osamu

(Plz don't @ me with any suggestions or "corrections", thank you.)

Edit: holy shit this blew up way more than I ever imagined lol. Thank you to all who reblog, your tags are everything ❤️


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