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Even though I’m caught up with the manga I am horrified for next week’s episode.
ajhgsjaskh i love thisss
post canon
One hellava speech.
Fukuzawa: I have an important announcement to make. Agency members: What is it? Fukuzawa: As you know, we have been struggling financially for a while. Our expenses are too high and our income is too low. We need to find a way to save money and increase our revenue. Agency members: How are we going to do that? Fukuzawa: Well, I have decided to implement some changes in our organization. Starting from today, we will be merging with the Port Mafia. Agency members: What?! Fukuzawa: Yes, you heard me right. We will be joining forces with our former enemies and working together as one team. Agency members: How is that possible? How did you even agree to that? Fukuzawa: It was not easy, but I managed to negotiate a deal with Mori. He agreed to share his resources and profits with us in exchange for our cooperation and loyalty. Agency members: And you accepted that? Don’t you know he’s a ruthless and cunning leader who will stab us in the back at the first opportunity? Fukuzawa: Of course I know that. But we have no choice. This is the only way to survive in this harsh world. Besides, we have an advantage over him. We have Dazai on our side. Agency members: Dazai? How is he an advantage? Fukuzawa: He’s the only one who can outsmart Mori and foil his plans. He’s our secret weapon. Agency members: But he’s also a traitor who left us for the Port Mafia in the first place. Fukuzawa: That’s true, but he also came back to us eventually. He’s loyal to us in his own way. He’s our double agent. Agency members: Are you sure about that? How can we trust him? Fukuzawa: We can’t. But we can use him.
yall help I lost my sketchbook and therefore cannot draw my little gay mafiosos im gonna scream.
Actually the more I think about it the more the “agency member goes to the PM” thing doesn’t work like…
Kunikida- would overthrow Mori without even thinking about it, absolute nightmare duo with Chuuya they’re running this town like a goddamn army unit and looking so sexy doing it
Kenji- wouldn’t try to overthrow Mori but Mori would end up accidentally making him leader somehow cause it’s Kenji
Yosano- never. No.
Dazai- Mori isn’t the one with a death wish here
Junichiro- again, this is instant death for a completely different reason cause the agreement was ONE member, not two (though I do wanna see Naomi go on a rampage let my girl go apeshit she deserves it 💛)
Kyouka- Kouyou would string him up by his guts
Ranpo- first of all, Fukuzawa would EAT HIM ALIVE IF HE TRIED THAT second of all, it would be Kunikida all over again except instead of a communist utopia Yokohama becomes a chaos hellscape. Not because he couldn’t make a utopia, but because he’d get too bored if he did.
Atsushi- the most reasonable choice by far but I feel like that’s gonna end with half the PM defecting to the ADA to hang out with him more
What if instead they just gave Mori Poe and said “yup totally an official agency member not just some guy who follows Ranpo everywhere no sir!”
Happy (belated) Birthday to Dazai 🫶 Sorry this is late…><
Glad Fyodor's finally dead, everyone's alive and we can go back to solving cases and flirting fighting with the PM :D
Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.1🤪
Yosano: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ranpo will and will not eat. Dazai: Grass? Yes! Yosano: Moss? Yes!! Dazai: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Yosano: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Dazai: Worms? Sometimes! Yosano: Rocks? Usually nah. Dazai: Twigs? Usually! Yosano: Kunikida's cooking? Inconclusive! Atsushi: How did you… test this? Yosano: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Atsushi: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Kunikida: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: You're a lying piece of shit! Ranpo: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Dazai: I'm leaving and I'm taking Atsushi with me! Yosano, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: *visiting the ADA* Hello, I just came to- Atsushi: *sees Kunikida shoving Dazai into the washing machine while Ranpo records and Yosano watches* Atsushi: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. ---------------------------------------------------- Yosano: Good morning. Atsushi: Good morning. Kunikida: Good morning. Dazai: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Ranpo: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.2🤪
Kunikida: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Dazai: Take them! Ranpo: Punch them in the neck! Atsushi: Say thank you! Yosano: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Kunikida: … Kunikida: No. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Yosano: Several traffic violations. Dazai: Three counts of resisting arrest. Kunikida: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ranpo: Also, that’s not our car. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: Where’s Dazai? Ranpo: Doing stuff. Atsushi: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Kunikida? Ranpo: Trying to stop Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: And Yosano? Ranpo: Trying to stop Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: I see. And what are you doing here, Ranpo? Ranpo: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Yosano from stopping Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. ---------------------------------------------------- Ranpo: Time for plan F. Yosano: Don’t you mean plan B? Ranpo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kunikida: What about plan D? Ranpo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Atsushi: What about plan E? Ranpo: I’m hoping not to use it. Dazai dies in plan E. Dazai: I like plan E. ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: Now I can't have food! Atsushi: You can eat a rock. Yosano: Air. Ranpo: The fabric of time and space. Dazai: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Kunikida: You guys are not helpful. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Atsushi: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Yosano: I recorded the dumb stuff. Ranpo: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Kunikida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Everyone paused at that. No, it wasn't because what Dazai said was eerily creepy or weird. These were the things that they expected of the ex-Port Mafia member in regards to his prized Atsushi.
7 Hours Behind
read on AO3 (4/?)
tags: humor, crack, big cast, travel abroad, dazai is losing his mind, drunken shenanigans, multi-chapter, mini-chapters (etc.)
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Dazai can't remember the last time he was away from Atsushi for so long, or rather, he can but he likes to not think about it. Unfortunately, he can no longer say it's been less than a handful of times, what with this recent trip being number five. How he longs to hold his little silver-haired kitten!
"To think you'd be one of those boyfriends," Naomi teased while sitting in one of the lounge chairs closest to her brother.
Kunikida only grunts, "You're lucky this is your first time hearing him whine like a baby." He'd given up on "encouraging" Dazai to do any work. All he'd done today was arrive (late, might he add) and wither away with all the sighing he was doing. And complain about work. And whine about how much he missed Atsushi. But most importantly...
"He hasn't posted anything online! What if he's forgotten me already?"
Naomi picked up her phone and raised a brow, "It hasn't even been that long since his last Instagram upload."
"That was hours ago!" Dazai complained. Kunukida was glad he'd stopped rolling around on the ground but pushing his cellphone into his face wasn't making anything better (this was one of the many disadvantages of sharing a desk with Dazai) . He was trying to finish up some last minute paperwork so they could all disband and let Dazai wallow in his own heartbreak but his partner was making things nearly impossible. He had dreaded this the moment Atsushi had announced his plans nearly a month ago and he had prayed that things would be different this time (to no avail. Dazai had an uncanny ability of defying God Himself)
"You can't actually believe he's still at the Cultural Center. Besides, he also hasn't updated his story since breakfast. It's already nearing lunch in Madrid...!" Everyone paused at that. No, it wasn't because what Dazai said was eerily creepy or weird. These were the things that they expected of the ex-Port Mafia member in regards to his prized Atsushi. Although everyone was surprised he hadn't GPSed the kid (note: He'd tried)
No, what made everyone pause was how right Dazai's statement had been.
Naomi quickly checked Atsushi's stories again, wondering if she had missed something, while her brother nervously looked over to her. They shared looks and then turned to Dazai who was laid out on his desk, his phone still in his hand, nonsense coming from his prone form. Ranpo put down his newspaper to fiddle with his phone, made a few quiet noises, and inconspicuously turned his chair away from Dazai. Naomi could see his hand disappear into his coat pocket. Even Kunikida paused in his work to check his notifications (this was an Emergency. While annoying, his Ideals could wait a few seconds...)
"...maybe the wifi is down?" Tanizaki suggested.
"No, the connection is strong. I just finished submitting some paperwork and contacting some clients, plus, Yoko hasn't let us know anything is off. I'd be the first to know if communications were somehow compromised," Naomi would love to say there were only a few moments when she wished to strangle Kunikida for being so dense but, well, that would be a lie. Luckily she had immense self-control
"I meant...maybe in Madrid? What if he hasn't had a chance to connect?"
Dazai seemed to revive slightly at this suggestion but then Ranpo smirked over at them, his glasses perched on his nose, "He didn't have any issues these past few days. No, I doubt that's it. Perhaps he's...avoiding someone."
At that moment two things happened. Everyone's phones went off with notifications and Yosano barged into the office, a manic grin on her face as she yelled, "Have you guys seen Atsushi's latest post?! They are so adorable!"
Everyone screamed.
A/N: Here is that old fic that has finally been updated! I started it back in 2019 for the dazatsu ship week. i wrote 2 chapters and then disappeared. now i'm back with 2 new chapters and more to come~ my goal is to make something cute and fluffy but also CHAOTIC as always, comments feed my soul~
i (attempted to) recreate the scene in wan where they go cherry blossom gazing together with peeps! happy spring + early easter i guess?
i am not much of a video editor, but this was all i could think of when watching the s4 ending so i had to visualize it :)
Yosano-sensei ❤️💉🔪❤️
OMG but like imagine Chuuya after eventually getting over his initial shock over the entire ada in his house(not including Fukuzawa and Dazai) in his house and saying yes, as he then PROCEEDS TO SHOW THEM SO MANY RANDOM AND UNFLATTERING PICTURES OF DAZAI DURING THE DARK AGE‼️‼️
(I headcanon that Dazai had braces during the dark arc along with Chuuya having freckles!<33)
one day chuuya wakes up and goes to his room only to see the ada (minus like fukuzawa and dazai) standing there like "chuuya nakahara you knew dazai when he was going through his emo phase right ? you have pics RIGHT?"
My friends and I’s texts as ADA characters! Pt.2
hello, i was wondering if you could do birthday fic with atsushi nakajima? ^^ i will having my birthday nextweek. can the fic be fluff and wholesome? i rrly don't mind waiting, thank you. s/o is the one having birthday btw
Notes:Heyyy!! I hope I’m not late with the request.. Also, happy birthday!💙 I hope you will have/had a great birthday party!🙏💙
TW//CONTENT: fem!s/o, celebrate your birthday with Atsushi
Little by little you woke up and still with your eyes ajar and your movements slow, you turned to the other side of the bed crossing your boyfriend’s eyes still closed while he slept blissfully.
today is my birthday…
You thought while you closed your eyes realizing it was still actually early to wake up and go make breakfast
You went back to sleep and woke up an hour later thanks to the smell of a great breakfast and the noise of the bedroom door opening.
You sat you on the bed while your boyfriend tried to close the door without making too much noise, he thought you were still sleeping.
He almost had a fit when he saw you were awake.
"O-Oh, I didn’t mean to wake you up, sweety. I’ll come back later" he said as he was about to walk out the door but you stopped him: "I was already awake Atsushi, don’t worry!" You answered him with a smile.
Only then did you notice he had a tray in his hand.
"Got it..... Oh and I made you breakfast, I hope you like it!"
Aww that cute, he made you your favourite breakfast!
“Oh my- thank you Atsushi! but you didn’t have to!”You replied
“But darling..it’s your birthday, You deserve this and much else!”
You wanted to replicate again, but you knew that any effort you made to keep your boyfriend from straining too much would be in vain.
You showed him a beautiful smile and then you started eating breakfast while complimenting him telling him how good is the breakfast.
“i’m happy you like it” He said giving you a forehead kiss.
That day he took you with him to the agency, you didn’t know why but hey, it was always nice to see your friends.
Actually, that day for lunch Yosano-sensei and Ranpo invited you to with them for lunch. obviously you three went to the mc donalds with a certain writer named poe and a raccoon
You were a little sad to leave Atsushi but he was the one who made you go so you guess is okey.
You had a nice afternoon, actually
But the best part is when you came back to the agency..
.. They prepared a surprise party for you!
Your heart started to beat fast, your cheeks turned red and your eyes lit up as the whole agency started singing 'Happy Birthday'.
Ofc ofc they prepared you gifts.
Among the various gifts, such as the bandages that Dazai gave you or the candies that Ranpo gave you, there was obviously the gift of Atsushi.
"I hope you like it.. I’m sorry if it’s not enough or you don’t like it" he almost whispered.
You opened the box and inside you see a silver bracelet with a black writing: 'Your yang'
You were a little confused and only when Atsushi raised his wrist showing a black bracelet with a silver writing on it: 'Your Yin'
(if you don’t get it, is the yin and yang ☯)
“Atsushi please..This is so beautiful!” You said that when you held him in your arms in a hug.
“W-wait...Really?” He asked.
“Yes, of course! This is the best gift someone gave me in my entire life!!.. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to give you an equally beautiful gift..”
He kissed you.
“No sense my love..You’re the best gift i could ever ask in my entire life”
atsushi gets super clingy when he's drinking like the first time the ada took him out for drinks, dazai and kunikida could not move because atsushi was holding them so tightly and he finally, tearfully, allowed kunikida to leave because kunikida had to use the bathroom only to jump across the table and hold onto to junichiro (dragging dazai with him), when they finally left and took him home, they had to claw him off ranpo and even then it only worked because since it was his first time drinking, yosano was going to stay with him just in case
anyway, after the first time, the ada just get used to it and it no longer registers to them as anything but normal
akutagawa and atsushi aren't even tentative friends yet before akutagawa runs into tipsy atsushi and ends the night with an armful of atsushi that wont let go no matter how much he pokes and prods but thats a different story lmao
higuchi: sir... why is the agency's weretiger curled up on your lap
akutagawa: he went drinking with his friends.
I keep forgetting that I have tumblr
concept: ADA!Chuuya, but All Men Are Equal gave him total control of his ability by stabilizing it and getting rid of his permanent singularity, so he reverted to his original power: enhancing others' abilities.
Bonus:
