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If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

Back to my regularly scheduled programming—The Ram (Fordham University), December 9, 1966.

waaaait i saw someone call tomarry “soulseeker” & im not gonna lie that’s catchy as fück

Every musical portrayer of Javert sounds like they have a stick up the ass and I think that's beautiful

UPDATE FOR THE REF AGAIN!!

I redesigned Aurora's bunny mask :] I wasn't totally convinced with the old one so I did a new one instead! now its more rabbit-looking lol

I finally post here the updated reference of the main characters of my FNAF AU "Springtrap & Aurora Redemption"

This is one of my most comfort AU's between all of the many I have from a lot of franchises, really, is my favorite one, I'll post a lot more of them and even a Q&A soon! in case you want to know more of the AU (without spoilers of the lore/story of course)

The AU's who inspired me to do this one is "Springtrap & Deliah" and the fan sequel "Ambience"!

I updated the logo as well!

I was just thinking about how Kaz built this heartless persona for himself and how everyone falls for it to varying degrees: He's widely regarded as a monster and as "not made right"; Inej thought he wouldn't come for her and that once she was useless to him that he would discard her; Jesper never knows where exactly he stands with him; Nina "doesn't want to know what dark hole he crawled out of"; Wylan calls him "the most vengeful creature he had ever met"; Matthias believes he's a demon. But in reality his true motives for most things are love and grief and loss of family.

Kaz only wanted money for revenge, he didn't want to try and build a meaningful connection with Imogen because she would distract him from pursuing his vengeance, he only mentions how Pekka conned them out of money to explain how they ended up on the streets, how it was never about the money but about Jordie.

Kaz says that he and Jordie were such easy marks because they missed their dad. Kaz's biggest gripe was not just the loss of Jordie but the illusion of a home and family that Pekka had snatched away before the plague snatched Jordie away too.

It all always leads back to Jordie and his loss and avenging him and about never wanting to be that vulnerable again. Kaz created Kaz Brekker to protect himself, to hide his vulnerabilities. His grief is hidden behind a fake name, his naivety is hidden behind violence, his touch aversion is hidden behind the gloves.

Kaz pushes people away because he fears what will happen if he lets them in. He gets mean when he's vulnerable to hide said vulnerability. He did it in the clocktower, he did it in the bathroom. After he accidently calls Jesper Jordie he lashes out verbally and physically, when Inej asks about Jordie and Pekka's involvement in what happened he recounts how he tortured someone. In both incidents it's again Jordie that he's hiding, that is causing him to be vulnerable. It always leads back to Jordie. Even with Van Eck! He's again angry that he fell for what he fell for before, the thing that made him lose Jordie making him temporarily lose Inej.

In both the Jesper and Inej examples he hides behind violence - by brawling with Jesper and recounting a time when he tortured a young boy. He does this because he loves Inej and Jesper, and it scares him, and he doesn't know what to do with it. Because everyone he's ever loved has died in horrible ways (his father was torn apart by a plough, his brother died from a horrible sickness) and he doesn't want to go through it again - especially since he still hasn't let go of Jordie, although it has been eight years.

Kaz is a person who loves so deeply. Who is mainly motivated by love. Who, when Pekka asks him what he wants, replies "Bring my brother back from the dead." because he never cared about money, nor power, nor anything else. He just wants his brother. All he wanted this whole time is his brother, and since he no longer has him he lashes out, all hurt and grieving. He's hurting so badly that he destroys everyone even mildly involved in what took Jordie away from him. But he only did that because he loved Jordie. It wasn't revenge for the sake of money it was for the sake of love. It was for the sake of Jordie.

Kaz loved Jordie so much that he became the most feared person in Ketterdam, that he took down the King of the Barrel and a merchant from one of the oldest families in Ketterdam (because even if his gripe with Van Eck was unrelated, it's because of Jordie's loss that life snowballed into their interactions and the consequent betrayal and destruction of everything Van Eck held dear). Kaz loved Jordie so much that it changed the entire course of the narrative.

If not for Jordie's loss the heist wouldn't of happened, all of the Crows lives would've been different, some of the Crows would even most likely be dead, and this extends even further to much more major things. The King of Ravka managed to steal the titanium because of his help which will aid Ravka in wars, the path to jurda parem is no longer in the hands of the Fjerdans and a cure is being safely developed in Ravka because Kaz rescued Kuwei, Wylan took over the Van Eck empire because Kaz tampered with Van Eck's will and papers, Inej is working on taking down the slave trade which is only possible because Kaz freed her from her indenture, Nina became the queen of Fjerda because of things that Kaz started (her joining the Dregs instead of being indebted to the Dime Lions, him freeing Matthias, him organising the heist, Matthias dying in the aftermath, her going to Fjerda to bury Matthias and the results which ended up being her and her new lover on the Fjerdan throne trying to fix prejudice against grisha, and women, in the most conservative country).

All of it leads back to Kaz. And he did all of it for Jordie. It all always leads back to Jordie. Jordie and Kaz's love for his big brother and his grief over having him snatched away from him.

i subscribe to the theory that the mutiny of the noncoms during the sobel-winters battle had nix's handprints all over it

but

i also love the idea that dick didn't say that he was going to ask for a court martial and nixon finds out about it the next day and he's like...you're a pain in my goddamn ass FINE we're doing this now you crazy pennsylvania farm twat

Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

if anyone is new here from mcyttwt welcome!! heres a quick guide to the site :]

what do you mean wolfstar didnt raise harry

what do you mean this isnt canon (from this post)

It's frustrating that you can come up with the plot of an entire fic in just a few seconds, but writing it all down can take anywhere from never to forever.

*eats this and leaves no crumbs* DHAJHDHHH YES YESSSSSS!!! I claim all of these!! These headcanons are perfect..PERFECT!! (੭ु˶˭̵̴⃙⃚⃘᷄ᗢ˭̴̵⃙⃚⃘᷅˶)੭ु⁾⁾~♡

l might….draw some of these because the Transformers brainrot has return’th hhdhsjhdhdhhh >\\\\\<

ive been obsessed with this movie for the past week sooo

TRANSFORMERS ONE TICKLE HEADCANONS :33333

‼️SPOILERS AHEAD‼️

Orion Pax

LEE:

- Mostly gets wrecked for being a dumbass 😭

- His worst spots are his ribs, armpits, and abs

- His laugh is pretty chuckly if you just lightly trace around his tickle spots but will get wheezy very quickly

- Gets wrecked by Elita and D a lot, either because he was being an annoying prick or he was just feeling down

- Has a bunch of tickle fights with D, has a 50/50 chance of winning unless D is PISSED

- After he became Optimus Prime he didn’t fight back or squirm a lot in fear he would hurt the others (they don’t give a fuck)

- Overall big dummy who’s also a softie :’]

LER:

- FUCKING JACKASS

- That noise he made in the movie trailer when he was flipping Darkwing off. Yeah he does that shit when wrecking you

- “Coochie coochie cooo! Awe, what’s wrong? Don’t like when I do that?? Eh, I’ll just keep going!”

- Ok listen I know they’re robots and it makes no sense but HE WOULD BE SUCH A BIG RASPBERRY BLOWER.

- D and Bee are his biggest targets (mostly cause he could never get away with wrecking Elita. Still does sometimes)

- His tactic consists of alot of poking and pinching, can and will wreck you if you deserve it (or he just feels like it)

- Easily able to pin down his lee, especially after becoming Optimus prime and getting fucking BIG

- If you just need a pick me up, he’ll be a lot more gentle :) don’t think he won’t tease you though he’s still a dick

- Is one of the only people who can wreck D and actually get away with it (other than Elita, she just doesn’t do it as often)

- overal an asshole (I still love him very much mwah)

D-16

LEE:

- trust me bro if he was wrecked ONE TIME in the movie he would be redeemed trust

- Worst spots are his abs, neck, and overall joints

- EXTREMELY feather ticklish, gets all giggly and squeaky from it

- Will fight for his life while being tickled, you’ll be lucky if you don’t get punched in the face

- Once kicked Orion through a wall while he was tickling him. They both got in trouble and almost got demoted

- Absolutely DESPISES cleaning days for the sole purpose that they have to clean dirt and debris out of his joints

- Elita and Orion have to chase him down and pin him to even get started. (Orion teases him the entire time despite Elita telling him to knock it off)

- PHYSICALLY cannot say tickle. Orion teases him to death for this

- Gets very snorty if you wreck him hard enough, however you can sometimes unlock a sweet squeaky laugh from him

- Orion once got him to squeal after getting his knees, hasn’t let him live it down since

- GRR HES SO CUUUTEEEE

LER:

- oh he’s a fucking DEMON as a ler

- If Orion keeps on annoying him or is just being a dumbass he’ll wreck him till his wires are overheating

- Shakes his hands into your ribs/sides/tummy to get you to shriek

- Not a big teaser (mostly cause he flusters himself) but will say the occasional tease if he feels like it

- “Huh, never thought you sounded like THIS when laughing.. It’s like you’re a whole new person.”

- Chases with him are TERRIFYING. He had to give Bee a break before even wrecking him just cause he scared the poor guy half to death

- Even if he’s brutal with tickling, he’ll be more gentle if you just need a pick me up or asked him for it :)

- Him and Elita are the biggest lers on the team. If they ever got into a tickle fight it’d be never ending (jk he would lose lmao)

- Better hope you don’t piss him off..

B-127

LEE:

- Biggest lee on the team, also the boldest-

- Literal walking tickle spot, you could just poke him anywhere and he’ll flinch and giggle

- A lot more open with tickling than the others, will literally ASK you to tickle him

- He once straight up asked D to tickle him and just stood there with his arms open rocking on his heels. D physically couldn't (he got too flustered)

- Has a very bubbly laugh, will stammer and beg before even being tickled

- “W-wawawait we can talk about this rihight!?-“

- Actually DIES at raspberries, will actually scream. Elita nearly shot Orion after she thought he was killing Bee (he just gave him a raspberry)

- Is so smiley after getting wrecked it takes him so long to calm down

- Overall likes tickling because it grows bonds and it’s a fun silly thing to do :3

LER:

- literally sweetest ler ever

- Just wants to see his lee smile :D

- Isn’t a monster like D-16 but he can still get you pretty badly if he chooses to

- Gives a bunch of lil lovey teases and compliments that will drive you up the wall

- “Ohh, I love your laugh! And was that a squeak too?? You’re ADORABLE!”

- While he’s poking you he’ll make little “boop boop boop boop boop!” Sounds

- Along with the obvious KNIFE HANDS he can also make little electric bolts come out of his fingers; perfect for tickling.

- Can reduce anyone to TEARS with that shit, great for humbling if someone’s getting too snarky or is pissed

- Almost always starts tickle fights in the team, mostly just cause he wants to see them all laugh :D

- Along with not being able to handle raspberries is a raspberry blower himself

- Learned his lesson of ‘don’t give D raspberries’ after he was literally left hooked in the face

- Just a big ball of sunshine :D

Elita-1

LEE:

- isn’t the biggest lee but she’s got her moments :]

- Her worst spots are her hips and back

- Like D she’s a big squirmer, will punch and kick a whole lot

- Orion’s really the only one who can get away with tickling her, if she’s in a good mood that is

- Has a very cackly laugh, however you can get some sweet laughter out of her if you’re gentle and sweet enough :)

- Don’t be so confident, though. You’ll be lucky if you can even get a single poke on her

LER:

- team PFNJRY

- She can be BRUTAL, especially if Orion or Bee are pissing her off

- She can’t exactly punch them in the face anymore and so she has to make SOMETHING work… luckily, that’s what tickling is for

- Will wreck you until you apologize (and say something nice about her)

- Uses her skills as a commander miner for teasing :3

- “Are you sorry?? I CANT HEAR YOU!!” (playfully ofc PFNRJG)

- Good luck in a chase with her, girlie is FAST

- Wins almost all the team tickle fights unless D is feeling extra mean

- i love her sm RAHHH

Sentinel Prime

LEE:

- okay i know we all hate him but i HAD to include him im sorry

- Worst spots are his ribs, hips, and back

- Has such a dad laugh, gets very cackly and wheezy if you manage to really break him

- His wings are also ticklish :3 you’ll get some yummy snickers out of him if you get em along with some wing flaps

- Protects his weak spots with his LIFE

- Im sorry I don’t have much for him 😭😭

LER:

- FUCKING. ASSHOLE.

- A bigger dick than Orion Pax if that’s even possible

- Will hunt you down and wreck you to shreds if he feels like it (or you’re being a dick)

- If you crumble to the ground he’ll follow you like a hawk and just get your bad spots

- does that fucking THING where he says shitty jokes while you’re laughing your ass off

- “Wow, I didn’t know my jokes were THAT good! I guess I’m just amazing like that, aren’t I?”

- With his size, he’s definitely gonna hold you under your arms and give you raspberries. Sorry, I don’t make the rules

- Digs his fingers in between your ribs or in the dips of your hips and just presses there repeatedly (lazy fuck)

- “Jeez, you’re laughing an awful lot.. I’m not even moving my fingers!” as you’re crying with laughter

- Will not let anyone escape his grasp until they’re completely worn out

- I hate him so much im glad he got snickers snapped

anyways uhhh I hope u guys like these :33333

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You make a lot of really cool observations in this post! I'm going to offer some points of analysis:

1. Who tells someone "I want to offer a position at our company to your spouse, go tell them?"

Rephrasing the Metatron's words in this way made me think of the interaction in a new light. This sort of offer may be strange to OP, but to me, this sort of offer is the norm. In tightnit, rural communities, networking and "knowing-someone-who-knows-someone", is the main way to get new job opportunities. Trust me, I've been job-hunting to no avail for half a year, the only work I HAVE got is through friends and family. This of course means that employees like myself might be more loyal to our employers, which is usually alright in small rural businesses and institutions. But in the corporate world it can be straight up abusive. Think of those BIG companies saying they are "like a family". I think that this offer is made to Aziraphale in an effort to re-familiarize him with heaven, now as an accepting employer who values the people Aziraphale cares about. It is another manipulative tactic, to keep Aziraphale loyal and in line.

Having Aziraphale deliver the news to Crowley, could mean many things. It could be the very common theory that the Metatron knew Crowley would say no. It could be more of a "kill the messenger" type situation, where the Metatron didn't want any harm, physical or reputational, to come to him. It could also be giving Aziraphale a test of loyalty, giving him an objective, he does it, and no matter the outcome: returns to the Metatron. If he hadn't, he wouldn't have been fit for the job anyways. I think all these options hold truth. I personally believe that the Metatron was certain Crowley would say no. Mainly because of the look he sends him before talking to Aziraphale. And also what he says about Crowley and how he always wanted to go his own way, and was always asking damn foolish questions. These three things all weigh into your next observation:

2. Definitely seems like there was something he didn’t want Crowley to hear.

I 100% agree. Both Crowley AND the others in the bookshop. With Crowley I feel like it's fairly obvious. Crowley would not have let the Metatron finish his manipulative offer, and with Metatron knowing of Crowley's tendency to question, he did wise in not letting Crowley hear the conversation. With the angels in the bookshop I believe they would also have objected. Michael ESPECIALLY. Which leads me to the final observation:

3. You’d think if the whole thing was just to keep Crowley and Aziraphale from performing any more 25-lazaari miracles together, then Metatron would have filled Michael in on all that.

I unfortunately don't know what this might tell us about the legitimacy of the offers the Metatron makes (Would love to hear more of your thoughts on it OP! Even if it's spitballing lol), but I do find this observation incredibly interesting! It explains parts of the inner workings of heaven, and what the hierarchy of angels actually means in terms of power: Michael and Uriel don't know who has more power now. It's a running gag in season two. Michael doesn't even recognise the Metatron (Crowley and Saraqael do, which is interesting but unimportant rn), which to me means that Michael does not work directly with him most of the time. So the archangels don't know what to do without a leader, they have power over all other angels, but no purpose but following orders themselves. They are middle managers. The Metatron is CLEARLY above them, and doesn't even loop them into his plan, meaning that he has the ultimate power over heaven. He always gives me absent CEO vibes, and the way he doesn't care to rope anyone in to his crucial and sudden decisions is exactly why. Noone has power in heaven until the Metatron says so, it's fucked up.

Unless they take the power back.

And who might be the one angel most likely to do so? Oh I don't know... Perhaps the one who has experienced the joys and horrors of free will on earth? The one who has defied heavens/Gods will several times already? The one who has formed a "de facto partnership" with a former revolutionaire?

If I were an all-powerful entity, symbolising corporate and culty hell, I would keep such a threat close, and thereby, in line.

Idk what it all means yet, but the Metatron having Aziraphale convey the “restore to full angelic status” offer to Crowley, instead of doing it himself, is definitely significant. Who tells someone “I want to offer a position at our company to your spouse, go and tell them?”

I think the fact that he took Aziraphale away to tell him about the Supreme Archangel offer without Crowley there may be significant too. Definitely seems like there was something he didn’t want Crowley to hear.

I also find it potentially interesting that Michael did not (it appears) know Aziraphale was going to be offered the SA job. (You’d think if the whole thing was just to keep Crowley and Aziraphale from performing any more 25-lazaari miracles together, then Metatron would have filled Michael in on all that. Idk, I’m just spitballing at this point.) Maybe it means either or both of his “offers” was not legit?