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Hijikata: What is wrong with you?

Gintoki: Loaded question. Elaborate.

Reblog and put in the tags the character death you’re still angry about.

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Gintoki: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the feelings I’ve been trying to ignore. 

Otae, grabbing Shinpachi by the collar: Say you’re sorry. 

Shinpachi: I’m sorry!

Otae: And what are you sorry for?

Shinpachi, tearing up: For saying you’re too aggressive!

Shinpachi: I wish you’d just admit that you’ve made a mistake. 

Kagura, stirring her cup of tea: I simply prefer it with salt. 

Gintoki: Do you take requests?

Kagura, with a kazoo: Sure!

Gintoki: Stop. 

*Playing twister*

Hanako: Right hand on red.

Kou: *Ends up on top of Mitsuba*

Mitsuba: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Hanako: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice. 

Reki: If you could steal anything in the world, what would it be?

Langa, completely serious: Your heart

Reki: *spits out drink*

Leorio: Dammit, Gon!

Gon: What?! It wasn't me!

Leorio: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Killua!

Killua: Not me either.

Leorio: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?

Kurapika: *whistles*

Sakamoto: I'm an idiot.

Takasugi:

Gintoki:

Katsura:

Kurokono:

Sakamoto:

Takasugi: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Atsushi: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Sakamoto: Are you mad? 

Mutsu: No. 

Sakamoto: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Cop: You ran a red light.

Gintoki: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Gintoki: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

Hijikata: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?!

Kondo: It’s kind of complicated, but Sougo-

Hijikata: Got it. Forget I asked. 

Itadori: If you water water, it grows. 

Fushiguro: ...What. 

Kugisaki: He’s got a point. 

Nobara: If karma doesn’t hit you, I fucking will. 

Fushiguro: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Itadori: It was me...

Fushiguro: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. 

Itadori: I made this friendship bracelet for you. 

Fushiguro: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Itadori: You don’t have to wear-

Fushiguro: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off. 

Yuuji: *pitches an idea*

Nobara, impressed: Huh, there might be something there! 

Megumi, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

Gintoki: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Gintoki on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh

Gintoki on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey, a dime!

Gintoki: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird. 

Sougo: I came out here to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.