saintstestimony - Monstrously Conceived, Gloriously Realized
saintstestimony
Monstrously Conceived, Gloriously Realized

A sideblog of a sideblog dedicated to AI, Robots, Mecha and the like.

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9 months ago
Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Text: I'm sorry they built me to break
Panel 1: Nondescript person with minimal features holds open the top of a printer and curses in symbols. They hold a piece of paper in their other hand. The printer has a small circular mark in the front where a logo would be.
Text: that my bones are mismatched and misshapen
Panel 2: Close-up of two screws screwed in next to each other in slightly different sizes.
Panel 3: A circular sticker of the end of a USB chord with the text "USB" under it. A line crosses over it diagonally symbolizing no USB compatability.
Panel 4: Wide shot of the printer sitting on a lower cabinet in the center, a computer desk with keyboard, mouse, and a discarded screwdriver on the left, and the person leaving through a door with a frown. Steam comes off their head in frustration.
Panel 1: The printer sitting by itself on a surface.
Text over the printer reads, "I was meant to be replaced, not grow old"
Page background fades to black near the bottom right. Multiple simplified shapes of the same model of printer drift into the right corner as well, growing in number as they go. A few ink cartridges can be seen as well. Each item has a money symbol on them. On the printers it is in the place of the small circular mark for a logo.
Panel 1: A hand throws down a plastic package with a different screwdriver inside. There are small action lines to indicate motion.
Panel 2: The person sitting on a wheelie chair in front of the computer with their right hand on the mouse. A video is playing labeled "TUTORIAL"
Text: The burden of labour to fix me shouldn't have fallen on you
Panel 3: Person with their tongue sticking out in concentration as they stick the screwdriver in the back of the printer and hold the printer steady with their other hand.
Panel 4: Close-up of a hand peeling off the no USB sticker to reveal a USB symbol labeled port underneath.
Panel 5: The person sitting at the computer on a wheelie chair and smiling. The screen reads, "SCANNED" with a checkmark symbol underneath. The printer is shown beside the computer and has 3 small action lines to indicate action.
A front on simplified drawing of the printer on a white background. Text underneath it that reads, "Thank you"
Watermark in the bottom right corner: @yeehawpim

a comic about printers

I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker

If someone knows it please tell me, I'm pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!


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saintstestimony
9 months ago

mutuals are allowed to inspect my wires and my circuitry. if they want to ^_^


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saintstestimony
9 months ago

Happy birthday to Iona!

Today is her -527th birthday!

Happy Birthday To Iona!

Iona is a "smart" AI that was created for use by the Office of Naval Intelligence. She accompanied Spartan-II Black Team on their mission from ONI to destroyed Covenant ships, ultimately destroying an entire fleet.

Seven years later, Iona reached the maximum optimal operational lifespan for a UNSC "smart" AI. After their seventh year, AIs typically began experiencing symptoms of rampancy, developing both functional problems and a break in their personality and objectives, similar to insanity as understood by human beings. Because of this, she was scheduled to be preemptively terminated. Iona took the unprecedented action of seeking to appeal the decision to terminate her through a judicial process, something that caught the attention of scientists at the United Nations Humanitarian Council.

She was given a trial and testified in her defense, declaring that she had a right to live and described her philosophy and even her spirituality, which led her to believe that she could overcome rampancy. After her trial, the judges decided to put her in stasis until they reached a decision. Iona reluctantly agreed, fearful but satisfied that she had her day in court.

The trial was a farce: ONI tasked smart AIs Black-Box and Roland to conduct a fake trial and put Iona in stasis so that both could be studied. While Roland felt guilty about deceiving her, Black-Box observed that even if the trial was simulated, it could still be studied and used to advance the rights of artificial intelligence in the future.


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9 months ago
saintstestimony - Monstrously Conceived, Gloriously Realized

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9 months ago
This Is Getting Dangerous, Wouldn't You Say?

this is getting dangerous, wouldn't you say?

[ID: a black & white painting of a man smoking in a bathtub & a robot sitting on the edge of the tub, tucking the man's hair behind his ear. the man's eyes are obscured by the robot's arm. he also has his hand on one of the robot's thighs. End ID]


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9 months ago
saintstestimony - Monstrously Conceived, Gloriously Realized

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saintstestimony
9 months ago

the hadron collider is like an angel to me


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10 months ago
Control Room, Novovoronezh Nuclear Power Plant, 1964. From The Budapest Municipal Photography Company

Control room, Novovoronezh Nuclear Power Plant, 1964. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.  


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saintstestimony
10 months ago

"tits or ass" bro her hard drives


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saintstestimony
10 months ago

mods are asleep for xmas, time to post hole

Mods Are Asleep For Xmas, Time To Post Hole

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saintstestimony
10 months ago

so help me god I will stick a hand in that robot’s open chest cavity


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saintstestimony
10 months ago

I think the car/robot/mech fuckers on here would greatly benefit from doing some bare minimum research about sex and intimacy with disabled people because I just don't think it occurs to some people that the end goal for dalliances in these situations should not really be how can I contort the vessel my lover calls home to be most palatable to a normative idea of (usually penetrative but regardless high contact) sex but how can I accommodate and enjoy the body this person I want to be with that is gratifying and safe for both parties even if what the other partner wants or is reasonably physically capable is not this ingrained ideal of a "normal" orgasm. And while these ideas apply to sex in general, I feel the approach and the creativity specifically for sex with disability is most pertinent to what thematically makes sense when you want to talk logistics that aren't just thank god, I was able to ducktape a phallus to it.


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saintstestimony
10 months ago
You Understand. Durandal Design Is From @databuffer

you understand. durandal design is from @databuffer


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10 months ago
saintstestimony
11 months ago
FABLEPATRON COMMISSIONS!!!

FABLEPATRON COMMISSIONS!!!

Hi my name is pater and I want to make an image… for you :)

Currently I have 0/4 slots for commissions open!

I can only take payment through kofi or PayPal

You can see more of my art here!

saintstestimony
11 months ago

mutual 1: i NEED this robot CARNALLY

mutual 2: hey check out this cool math thing :)

mutual 3: fighting and sex are basically the same thing if you think about it

mutual 2, alt blog: i NEED this robot CARNALLY


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saintstestimony
11 months ago

tormenting @bellygunnr with this fancam format


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11 months ago
Oughghghghg Halo 4.

Oughghghghg halo 4….

saintstestimony
11 months ago
I Wanted A Machine Guts Sweater/shirt So Here Are Some Color Tests
I Wanted A Machine Guts Sweater/shirt So Here Are Some Color Tests
I Wanted A Machine Guts Sweater/shirt So Here Are Some Color Tests
I Wanted A Machine Guts Sweater/shirt So Here Are Some Color Tests

i wanted a machine guts sweater/shirt so here are some color tests


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saintstestimony
11 months ago

being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing


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11 months ago

Im like the ‘ohhhh my god i need him im going to die I neeeeeed him’ blogger but instead of white men its massive and industrial mechs, and ai who have no physical form


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saintstestimony
11 months ago

New laptop has no clit :(

But plenty of hole :)


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saintstestimony
1 year ago

good tropes:

machines that bleed

flesh hiding wires and metal


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saintstestimony
1 year ago

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."


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