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... post cancelled i forgot what i was gonna say

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

Pov: You've never had a good, proper friendship before, so the moment you have one with a boy, you convince yourself that you like him, and then you do all the things people do when they like someone, (complimenting them, trying to spend time with them, talking to them, thinking about them 24/7), only for things to get stressful and anxiety enducing when you both confess to each other because you don't REALLY know what its like to love/like someone romantically and everything he does grosses you out and now you're just texting him for hours but he won't even look at you in real life and LOOK NEW HYPERFIXATION!! GOODBYE KID MY NEW LOVE IS SHERLOCK HOLMES

One benefit of having a crush (besides that warm fuzzy feeling and daydream fuel) is that it keeps me from letting myself dress in sweatpants every day

In this world of everything costing too many dollars, the colourful bits of stiff paper at the hardware store are an exciting novelty.

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

Happy 21st of September!

David Jenkins said babe, I've got all the show you could want right here. 😘

I cannot stress enough how 'Do something stupid' was originally a Taskmaster NZ task, how during the filming of it one contestant (Urzila Carlson) broke a bone, and how that was not even the reason the task never made it to air - it wasn't shown because another contestant, Guy Montgomery, fulfilled the task by putting his dick in a toaster

ben stiller and owen wilson are the american version of david tennant and michael sheen

And the lord said "excuse me brah" and the devil said "you're excused, and I'm not your brah"

the way I can see the s3 trailer so clearly in my mind: one of the crew members saying "do you take this man--" loud crash and the sounds of gunshot, Ed and Stede kiss as everyone starts running, they look at each other other, smiles getting wider "Ready?", we see Ed in full leathers and Stede in his pirate garb, Stede has 7 guns draped around him, Ed has flowers in his hair and beard, they're holding hands, Ricky steps over a body with the face hidden (the fandom will tear their hair over who it belongs to), AC/DCs Back in Black starts blaring (DJ tweets 💒 💔 🔫 😶‍🌫️)

If I don’t go to bed soon I’m going to end up being up til 3am drawing and sobbing over some sort of gay fanfiction

the lighthouse

aight its time to clock out for a bit. im tired, this has me tired. im gonna draw some dragons getting their heads stuck in things. someone give me some ideas 

How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

Hey its monday! Look at this cool guy with his cool shirt

But what if my crush is really just platonic ughhh