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Inspired by a debate in the office lunchroom

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

Instead of inktober I will be participating in jerktober, where I crank my thang every day and don't draw at all. This is what I have done every year for the last 4 years

Get your man he's using archaic vocabulary from medieval romances and confusing the hoes.

thanking my early ancestors for evolving superior pattern recognition skills for survival so now I can use them to tell 3000 different robot characters apart

"Observe the Moon Night" l International Space Station

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

i think i just had a regular human experience

Fabric sample ‘Ornito’ with a pattern of stylized birds that have been designed with an enlarged fingerprint to which have been added beaks, eyes and legs. Material: cotton, metal, paper, 1968. Designer: Heinz Edelmann (1934-2009). Produced by the fabric manufacturer Weverij De Ploeg. TextielMuseum, Tilburg, Netherlands.

Monica Vitti for On My Way to the Crusades, I Met a Girl Who... (Pasquale Festa Campanile, 1967)

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

hate when a web browser doesn’t let me download an illegal file bc of suspicious activity… maybe i fw the file you don’t know me!!!

TRANSFORMERS: PRIME (2010-2013) 1.06 | Masters & Students

Want to read an almost 500-page pdf analyzing the (first three) bayverse Transformers movies, about the creeping fascism of the autobots, bizarre symbolism, and Megatron being the secret hero of the piece? OKAY HERE YOU GO

(Full disclosure, most of the length is pictures mixed with short paragraphs. It’s not 500 pages of text.)

The “bayverse is actually good” analysis is a firmly tongue-in-cheek bit of fun that came out of Something Awful’s Cinema Discusso forum circa 2012. I’d heard it referenced but never bothered to read the thing until now. A lot of it is “wtf, Michael Bay?”, but there’s weird stuff going on in the background, from Megatron’s design and role becoming gradually more feminine as the movies progress until he’s letting his children eat his own body, Starscream the last loyal decepticon, Optimus’ deliberately-misleading narration, Shockwave-as-the-red-scare, and the decepticons’ working-class coding before IDW Megatron came along. If you enjoy reading too much into media as much as I do, it’s worth a look.

this new tumblr ad kinda crazy

The way he stands and strides with every possible sway of his body drives me absolutely insane.

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree