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i was born in the wrong generation (i can't believe i was too young to be part of the height of superwholock and divergenthungergamesmazerunnerharrypottertwilight internet)

whatever. go my scarab

Artists are coming back to tumblr. Nature is healing.

“Sam x Alice” “sam x Celia” no. Polyamory. Sam x Celia x Alice.

SOMEONE ALREADY CRACKED THE WEBSITE AND GOT A MAJORITY OF THE SECRET CODEWORDS! I'm putting them all here in image form because there's a crapton, have fun!

6 images in all, you'll probably have t. Save them and zoom in. Go nuts ya'll!

What in the timbuck f-

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(Warning: I did not make or own any of this all credits go to their original owners)

CODE: KOOK

why is nobody talking about the fact that bill literally saved the women in salem by giving them actual powers to defend themselves against their attackers… and there wasnt even a catch!! he just genuinely helped them!! he taught them how to love themselves as women and taught them how to laugh!! this moved me so much actually, i dont get why nobody else is talking about it

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I wish gay people were real and not just made up for hit 2010s steampunk cabaret band The Mechanisms 😔

Apparently the original post is now unrebloggable so here

I feel like doctor who should’ve done so much more with the fact that rose could do gymnastics (mentioned in the first episode of series 1)

Imagine, the doctor, rose and Jack are all trapped in a situation where the only escape would be if someone knew gymnastics, and rose just saves the day. IT WOULD BE AWESOME

tumblr users will literally reblog anything

heres an example

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

south africa was banned in the olympics in 1964, 1968, 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988 & 1992. a total of 8 times. for 28 years they didn't set foot in the olympics. you know why? apartheid. apparently the olympics disagreed with the apartheid regime in south africa. russia & belarus aren't allowed to take part in the olympics this year. you know why? because of their involvement in the war in ukraine. several countries throughout history haven't been allowed to participate in the olympics because of various reason from their involvement in war to human rights abuses. now if the olympics aren't blind to all that... why in the world are they blind to what israel has been doing to gaza for the past 10 months? why is a genocidal apartheid nation allowed to participate in the olympics when any other country in its place would've been banned?

Imagine living life not knowing about the musical 'in trousers' like ?? Must suck fr.

yaelokre is a fictional band with fictional members who travel their fantasy world and retell mythological stories through song and heavily aestheticized irl performances/concept albums? close enough Welcome back the mechanisms

if you hate gwen ianto wouldn't like you thats his best friend youre talking about

I love you ianto, you freaky bastard

his ass considered it im crying

THE BOOK OF BILL: decoded message masterpost

now it's officially released, here's nearly all the codes in order. cataloguing these all in the same place for my convenience, i recommend solving these for yourself first. major spoilers for the entire book below the cut, obviously. continue reading at your own risk.

final warning broski. 3, 2, 1....

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there are a bunch of new codes introduced, of which i'll name the first time they appear. starting off with the spine's inside cover:

i'm naming this one axolotl: EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

cipher's code on the bottom: REMEMBER US

runes [small vertical]: OLAF WAS HERE

angel: PRAISE THE FALLEN ANGLE

inside of the paperback (not pictured) just says BLACK & WHITE.

LET HIM IN AND BREAK THE SEAL BETWEEN WHATS FICTION AND REAL

GLUTTOSLOTHENY

MY OPTOMETRIST NEVER SAW IT COMING

PAPER IS BOOK SKIN

LIES / BOOBERRY

left: LONE SURVIVOR OF THE EUCLIDEAN MASSACRE

upper right: TANTRUM

WHICH HENCHMANIAC RATTED ME OUT? (dramaa)

TITANS BLOOD (owl house ref?)

SUCK IT MERLIN

lobster lord's name is DARYLL

CURSE WITTEBANE (definitely owl house ref!)

COUNTRIES ARENT (wut)

author's code upper left: SIX FINGERED FREAK

bottom: STANLEY COULD HAVE MADE HER LAUGH (and he did!)

IF LOST RETURN TO BILL (bro got microchipped)

cipher: FORGET THE PAST

author: HOPEFULLY FS GLOVES WILL HIDE WHAT CIPHER HAS DONE TO MY HANDS...

bro's secret code: HAVE I BEEN TOO HARSH ALL ALONG?

cipher's code: I CAN WRITE CODES TOO IT'S NOT THAT HARD!

patients from left to right:

SPHEREMONGER / ETERNALOR / BILL CIPHER / THE LOGIC CUBE / PAINGORIOUS / JESSICA / SHADORG / MR SILLY / THE BEAST

the silly straws chapter is missing, i might add that later. i tried to collect all of them but there may be a few i missed.

SPOILERS FOR BOOK OF BILL;

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SIBLINGS SHARE A BRAINCELL BUT ALSO WOW MY GOD

so the book of bill is pretty good