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Richie: We are gonna use impulse control, which is the practice of controlling one’s impulses.

Richie: For instance, I look down and see that roach there, and I tell myself, “I can’t eat that.”

Eddie: Do I need to slap you in the face?

Richie: Let’s focus.

THEY CANNOT GET MY BOY RIGHT

Valentino: You know that flapping thing you were doing with your mouth just then?

Angel: You mean… expressing my opinion?

Valentino: Yeah, that. No more of that.

WAKE UP IT’S SPRING

Charlie: “Men’s section”… more like where the hot women shop

Angel Dust: “Women’s section”… more like where the hot men shop

Sir Pentious: “Soup section”… more like where’s the clothes

Charlie: I’m studying the Mr. Clean lore

Charlie: Did you know he was an orphan adopted by a farmer family? Cuz he was so clean?

Charlie: He also wrote something called the encleanopedia

Angel Dust: do you think he jizzes cleaning products

Charlie: I’m calling the police

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hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party

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Richie: You’ve heard of ‘be gay do crimes’, now get ready for ‘be trans throw hands’

Pete: Be queer instill fear

Ruth: Be bi go for the eye

Steph: Be ace punch face

rb to have an ultra gay 2024

Pete: Please, stop trying to eat aquarium gravel…

Ruth: But Richie said they were forbidden nerds!

Richie, munching on aquarium gravel: They are!

Steph: I know you’re going to hell. I also know Satan is going to send you back because you’re going to annoy the shit out of him by following him around everywhere he goes because your social anxiety is going to follow well into death and you’re going to stick to the one person you know.

Pete: As accurate as it is, that was extremely uncalled for.

jimmy neutron… sighhhh…

pick one, this is who youre spending Christmas with

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Richie: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Peter: What???

Richie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Peter: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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sir yes sir

(The yellow blonde one is Jerry, and the dark brown one is Domino!)

Hi Helloo!!!! :D

We’re mutuals, but I don’t think we’ve ever actually spoken :(

How are you doing, how was your day? :]

Cookies? 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

(usually I’m ✨anon✨, but the requested cat photo needs to be non anonymous, so yeah :p)

Hi!! I forgot inbox was a thing so sorry about that… I’m doing good :D lovely kitties I must say

I’m sure those cookies aren’t poisoned C:

Sal: When will Ted himself… finally show up to the talk?

Ash: The final boss.

Todd: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Larry: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

all of u r wrong Actually so i made a new ask game!

Cass: I swear, between the three of you, you have one braincell!

Eugene: *can’t think of a comeback because it’s not his turn to use the braincell*