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Kross-nyte - Kross Nyte - Tumblr Blog
front facing angel dust, but it isn't cursed
lol i drew it
i drew fat nuggets
here's my demon character
she's klondike, a zebra/hyena/what the f type of demon
My brother's kitten, Grr, went to kitty heaven
And Alastor doesn't care
TODAY IS BLESSED, LOOK AT MY BROTHERS NEW KITTEN HER NAME IS GRR
TODAY IS THE DAY MY FELLOW TUMBLR BRETHEREN
Please welcome Samantha to the family. Salamami Sammi Mami Meow, Felis Catus Fatus Samanthus, Samanthar, Sammi, Queenie, Chubby Butt, Tiggy Cat, Floofers, Her Royal Majesty.
TODAY IS THE DAY MY FELLOW TUMBLR BRETHEREN
Please welcome Samantha to the family. Salamami Sammi Mami Meow, Felis Catus Fatus Samanthus, Samanthar, Sammi, Queenie, Chubby Butt, Tiggy Cat, Floofers, Her Royal Majesty.
lmao hell yeah jeff 🤣
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what’s wrong.
“Well,” replies Johnny, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”
“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.
“Well,” says Johnny, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”
“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”
“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Johnny, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”
“Sensible” says Jeff.
“So I get to her door,” says Johnny, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”
“And what happened then?”
(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)
“I kicked her in the face.”
I made cursed cat alastor bongo cat
cursed cat alastor in gacha life 2
i made the boi in gacha life 2 here's the code so you can have him too: P3NEFPDJU
the original illustration of this idea had not very nice things directed at luci cat so i made it nice to luci cat
oh look at that, a new pokemon
I made Angel Dust image
i edited valentino so he has spongebobs face and
I can't breathe-
i made a shitpost
*(light and sound warning)*
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
Jellie The Cat, <3
I know it's not exactly my business, considering I've never been in the Hermitcraft fandom, but I do have a heart for animals, so I'll say some things regarding Jellie. Dearest Jellie, you are the best, most sweetest cat the fandom could ever have. You are a precious angel, a blessing. You were not only there for your owner and best friend, you were also there for us. You are a beautiful miracle that has graced our hearts, you will always live within our memories. We love you, we thank you, we miss you, but most importantly, we pray for you. May heaven welcome you, Jellie, with open arms, may you rest in peace, and may the rest of your nine lives be awesome. Best wishes and hopes for all. - <3, Kross Nyte
Hellraiser / Pan's Labrynth
I had the idea, and we all know I just gotta draw it
this is omen??? hannibal return???
Will,Would You Care For A Smoke? I Have The Finest Cigarettes.
aight yall i gave drayton sawyer plastic surgery.whatchya think?