ishmaelz - Once was a baby, now a jerk
ishmaelz
Once was a baby, now a jerk

30. A good sport, but a discontented one

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ishmaelz
3 weeks ago

I don’t think my husbands ship will return to Nantucket 😭

ishmaelz
3 weeks ago
Piping Plover Chick
Piping Plover Chick

Piping plover chick


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ishmaelz
3 weeks ago
ishmaelz - Once was a baby, now a jerk
ishmaelz
3 weeks ago
Behind The Scenes Photos From The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
Behind The Scenes Photos From The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
Behind The Scenes Photos From The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
Behind The Scenes Photos From The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
Behind The Scenes Photos From The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
Behind The Scenes Photos From The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
Behind The Scenes Photos From The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
Behind The Scenes Photos From The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)

Behind the scenes photos from The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

ishmaelz
3 weeks ago
It probably feels good as hell to own a nightclub and sit at your own special little table every night, and when a brazen but charming scoundrel sits down to talk to you, you get to give your bodyguards that little “don’t immediately kill this guy” hand motion

— Sam Winkler (@ThatSamWinkler) September 19, 2024
ishmaelz
3 weeks ago
Halloween (1978)
Halloween (1978)
Halloween (1978)
Halloween (1978)

Halloween (1978)

ishmaelz
3 weeks ago

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

ishmaelz
4 weeks ago

Inspecting my grean

Inspecting My Grean
ishmaelz
4 weeks ago

guys, alex krycek is the Most Character of All Time

he's a bright young fbi agent. just kidding, he's secretly working for the shadow government syndicate. the syndicate hates him. so does everyone else. he killed mulder's father. he's a great assassin. he and his accomplice killed scully's sister on accident. he's a terrible assassin. he survived a car bombing. the bomb was put in the car to kill him specifically bc he's so bad at his job. he cannot have a single interaction with mulder that is not intensely homoerotic. mulder once beat the shit out of him in a chinese airport and then the wife of a french diver gave him the black oil virus in the bathroom. like that's not even a euphemism for anything, that's literally what happens. he's working for the syndicate again. he purges the black oil violently from his face and then gets abandoned behind a door underground. he is no longer working for the syndicate. he once beat the shit out of skinner in a stairwell. in retaliation, skinner later shirtlessly beats the shit out of him and handcuffs him to his balcony where he almost dies. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. his parents were cold war immigrants and he's fluent in russian. we only learn this right before mulder is going to abandon him handcuffed to a car to go to russia. he and mulder go to russia. bad things are happening, but they're in it together. just kidding, krycek is working for the russian government. just kidding, now he is being held prone on the ground while people saw his left arm off. now he has a prosthetic arm. he's working for the russian government. he and marita are enemies. he and marita are fucking. it's probable that krycek doesn't know how to have relationships that aren't both erotic and filled with hate. he's on mulder's team now, he even kissed him about it. just kidding, he's working for the syndicate again. he has a remote that controls nanobots(???) inside skinner's body, allowing him to harm and/or kill him at will. it is just as homoerotic as it sounds. it's all going to hell and the only person he's going to save is himself. he helps get nearly the entire syndicate slaughtered. he throws cigarette smoking man down a flight of stairs to his death. he's a great assassin. he can save mulder's life. he's not going to save mulder's life. scully's child cannot be born. he will help them get her somewhere safe so the child can be born. he's going to take mulder's life. skinner takes his life instead. now he's a ghost. his ghost is on mulder's side. the cigarette smoking man outlives him. he's a terrible assassin

ishmaelz
4 weeks ago
ishmaelz - Once was a baby, now a jerk
ishmaelz
4 weeks ago
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )

Oh, this is hopeless. Well, it would certainly seem that way. SLOW HORSES (2022- )

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Oh, This Is Hopeless. Well, It Would Certainly Seem That Way.SLOW HORSES (2022- )
ishmaelz
4 weeks ago
Considered To Be The Five Best UFO Photos Ever Taken
Considered To Be The Five Best UFO Photos Ever Taken
Considered To Be The Five Best UFO Photos Ever Taken
Considered To Be The Five Best UFO Photos Ever Taken
Considered To Be The Five Best UFO Photos Ever Taken
Considered To Be The Five Best UFO Photos Ever Taken

Considered to be the Five Best UFO Photos Ever Taken


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ishmaelz
4 weeks ago
La Belle Dame Sans Merci - 1901 - Frank Dicksee
La Belle Dame Sans Merci - 1901 - Frank Dicksee

La Belle Dame Sans Merci - 1901 - Frank Dicksee

ishmaelz
4 weeks ago
Reading Times, Pennsylvania, Oct 14, 1926

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, Oct 14, 1926

ishmaelz
4 weeks ago
Edmund Lewandowski (American, 1914-1998), Blast Furnace #5, 1949. Oil On Canvas, 34 X 28 In.

Edmund Lewandowski (American, 1914-1998), Blast Furnace #5, 1949. Oil on canvas, 34 x 28 ¼ in.

ishmaelz
4 weeks ago
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Tobe Hooper was hoping for a PG rating so that the film could reach a wider audience.

ishmaelz
1 month ago

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

ishmaelz
1 month ago
California Split (1974)
California Split (1974)
California Split (1974)
California Split (1974)

California Split (1974)

ishmaelz
1 month ago
ishmaelz - Once was a baby, now a jerk
ishmaelz
1 month ago
Griffin Just Posted A Much Higher Quality Of That Photo Of Him Meeting Bob Dylan (feat. Martin Scorsese).

Griffin just posted a much higher quality of that photo of him meeting Bob Dylan (feat. Martin Scorsese).

Based on some other photos from that night (and other info Griffin has given in the past), this was at the Whitney Museum for the release party for Dylan's album Biograph in 1985.


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ishmaelz
1 month ago
BLUE VELVET(dir. David Lynch, 1986)
BLUE VELVET(dir. David Lynch, 1986)
BLUE VELVET(dir. David Lynch, 1986)
BLUE VELVET(dir. David Lynch, 1986)
BLUE VELVET(dir. David Lynch, 1986)

BLUE VELVET (dir. David Lynch, 1986)

ishmaelz
1 month ago
Obsessed With This

obsessed with this