He/Him—20—Minors DNI
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Trying to use my markers so I can buy new ones....small simple Elliott doodle....
Beach
He used to hate the fall…
Until he found out autumn is her favorite season
Arda:There is a unifying rule, called the Cube Rule theory, that claims to settle the question of whether a hotdog is a sandwich, among other food debates.
(shows this in a computer screen)
Nadine: So, then, a hotdog is a…taco? That can’t be better.
Adriana:I’ve seen tacos with sausages on them. Hotdogs are bread tacos!~
Barbara:This suggests pizzas are toast, and pies are calzones.
Fiora:Also that canneloni and burritos are sushi.
Luke:You heard it here folks, open face sandwiches are toast!
Isol:(grabs a sausage roll and brings it in) Behold. Sushi.
Arda:……Diogenes is rolling in his grave.
Isol:(stares directly into his eyes) Diogenes in his grave is a calzone.
Arda: Polished Malachite stalactite, from Copper Crescent in Congo.
Adela:….so is anyone going to acknowledge the elephant in the room?
Arda: Malachite is a poisonous mineral. Please do not fuck the malachite stalactite.
Lenox: Barbara, do you know anyone else that can confirm or deny this? I’m curious.
Barbara: Sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of my geologist friends to just attach this to an email with the subject line “EXPLAIN”.
Hyejin: I know a few things about gemstones. I’m a bit rusty, but malachite is just copper carbonate, and it’s very common in antique and new jewelry, so… it wouldn’t kill you? Though, it’s bad if you cut or polish it, and since it’s rather porous I think bacteria could grow.
Hart: It doesn’t like acidic environments, though, so it would degrade and…. dye…. your places. It would also wreck your flora, most likely. I… guess maybe with a condom?
Arda: Guys. It’s poisonous. There’s a reason why no one uses it in makeup anymore. Do. Not. Fuck. The. Rock. Please just get a normal dildo.
Jenny:Doesn’t it explode in water?
Hyejin: Well… no. I think you’re thinking of pure sodium? It is solluble in water though. So it would poison you more quickly.
julien your so sexy i love the idea of you being so much older than me...
Uhhhh...
I'm flattered..
Anon, I don't know how old you are; but please, for the love of god, be careful.
If you ever meet a man who is significantly older than you, and he actually shows interest in you?
RUN.
I'm sorry, but, to a whole ass adult like me; there is NOTHING attractive about young people. As you age, your taste age with you. It's not, "I keep getting older and they stay the same age." No. Just no.
If an older man is ever in your inbox, calling you young and beautiful or handsome-- they are grooming you. RUN.
Again, I'm flattered. Enjoy your little online crush.
Just don't interact romantically with anyone "so much older" than you.
Okay hear me out... Elliott... but victorian goth
Malachi my beloved ueee
thenkms,,, youss <33 hermit is grateful and screaming 😭💕💕
my first time doing linoleum.. ofc i had to do elliott reference
Hod I wish Elliott cookie was real....
I hate myself for creating this.
No I'm not making a better version of this. Fuck you
UAGAUAHAGAHAHAGUUGHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭‼️‼️⁉️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
house of cards
oh, didn't see you there!!
GOING FERAL RIGHT NOW
ellibeau... save me ellibeau...
hot take of an elliott hc - tw addiction, cigarettes/smoking
elliott used to smoke cigarettes during his youth and college days. he was a fan of 1920s french films and thought he would look cool like the actors who smoked if he did it. he did look pretty hot with a cigarette between his lips, but after moving to pelican town, he began cutting back on his consumption because he didn't want to pollute the beautiful valley with smoke.
yet, he occasionally smokes a cigarette when stressed and his consumption skyrockets during periods of writer's block. however, when he meets the farmer and his habit is revealed, the farmer brings him a box of lollipops to help him replace the cigarettes with them. sometimes, the townsfolk spot elliott with a lollipop in his mouth and a smile on his face, they wonder what changed.
He's so pretty
aggie sketch elliott 🌹
i'll probably never finish this but beach residents my beloved...... they're going to the saloon c:
fuck it uploading it again bc i need to stop cringing at my own voice(( thanks to @temmiesky for screenshot of her conversation w elliott pmaoaoaoxbnx))
my dyslexic ass couldn't handle this shit tbh btw voice reveal?? ig
WOOOH MAMA
This is gorgeous....
martina
You're so real...
Nathapon my beloved...